@slug.princess3: Don’t be selfish! The AI needs your water and you’re hogging it with your drinking and showering!

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itstuesday00
Tuesday :
I hear, if you watch 700hrs of ads, you can move up a tier on the water club!
2026-08-31 01:13:35
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k3llsey420
KellseyBeaver :
Anyone see that one black mirror episode where the woman with cancer had to have a subscription to live, and she started talking in ads
2026-08-31 03:28:44
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roberthines90
Robert Hines :
Me: *crying in American*
2026-08-31 00:44:29
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sweetchilly
sweetchilly :
Let’s not laugh 😂 they might actually fucking do it hahaha
2026-08-31 01:49:11
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ugh.exercise
Ugh Exercise :
Careful, walking barefoot has been illegalized
2026-08-31 01:29:46
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kayehkaa
KA :
little chunks in it? a drink and a snack
2026-08-31 01:41:48
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trip_80
T.R.I.P. :
Yep, this is how we see the US.
2026-08-31 23:22:54
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mini.series29
Mini Series :
This isn't even satire.
2026-08-31 02:27:42
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wetwater51
WetWater :
and people will say "so? thats just the way it is. Just make more money and pay $1million for the base drinkable tier"
2026-08-31 12:10:05
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bearguy.84
SarcasmIncluded :
so true
2026-08-31 23:51:58
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nikkifm808
nikki :
Elon prob wants to go to Mars so he can monetise breathing 😐
2026-08-31 01:15:02
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cjturner9
CJ Turner :
Plssss I can’t 😭😭😭
2026-08-31 20:19:31
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gizshmo
Gizshmo :
idk I can't effing read lol took me out
2026-08-31 01:36:55
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lauratidavee
lauraveesky :
Everything will be by subscriptions. 100%
2026-08-31 20:40:19
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gavarine_025
Gavarine 💃🏾👯🏾‍♀️ :
We joke but it's coming soon
2026-08-31 01:31:55
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thatdamnsamm
thatdamnsamm :
don't give them ideas 😭
2026-08-31 06:06:59
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leannerich0
Leanne Rich :
now do the satire version
2026-08-31 05:34:09
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redscarewithflair
Taylor :
I hope the sun explodes
2026-08-31 14:21:21
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cl0senessless
SAETIA :
And you have to pay for them to store your shoes so even if you’re able to pay the shoe subscription again, you’ll be in debt and they’ll collect interest. Plus the stocking fee.
2026-08-31 00:45:12
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blinddogsdoitbetter
Abracadabra :
Can you do one that's exaggerated?
2026-08-31 01:19:04
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alldemgo4
alldemgo :
carneys privatizing the airports.
2026-08-31 00:47:13
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_._emily._._
Emily🇨🇦 :
Girl don’t give them ideas😭
2026-08-31 02:13:49
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psychodoglady
psychodoglady :
it's a Surveillance Data Center. Only 10% of data run ALL consumer AI.
2026-08-31 06:07:56
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frangiphany
Frangiphani :
Girl dont give them ideas 😭
2026-08-31 02:44:19
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