you are immortal but have a 0.1% chance to die every millisecond
2026-08-31 03:15:19
2739
DryI.000☆ but cooler :
if u flip it out the inside doesn't become the outside
2026-09-01 03:38:13
2
ethan :
Anytime you blink you explode
2026-08-31 03:06:13
1220
idontevenknowbro💔 :
you can use mind manipulation linked to your brain but if someone thinks of your death while your controlling them you inevitably explode, keyword inevitable
2026-08-31 12:49:01
0
Jake bully/hot/rich/single :
midas touch
2026-09-01 03:49:33
0
𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐯 :
you can summon 1 ant on the ground
2026-08-31 03:53:59
316
saminator80 :
you can shapeshift but only into a sunfish and you cant turn back.
2026-08-31 03:40:10
12
barbarian :
you are inmune to the 13th bullet shot at you. The first twelve cam kill you or harm you, but the 13th just bounces, superman style
2026-08-31 03:55:19
437
913jjdjd :
you can summon 1 tomato on jupiter every 500 years
2026-08-31 04:40:23
126
CardBoard :
"inside" is still the enclosed part of the lungs, doesn't matter if it's inside out there's still a definite inside to the lungs
2026-08-31 17:42:44
0
𝘪𝘳𝘳𝘶𝘴𝘩𝘪́𝘢𝘯 .☘︎ ݁˖🐈⬛ :
You can read mind but only your own mind
2026-08-31 03:34:15
82
sussh1_ :
But once you get the new lungs, don't they become your lungs? To use this power you would lowk need to solve the Ship of Theseus
2026-08-31 05:48:32
31
♮ :
you can see everything in your timeline only after you die
2026-08-31 03:33:26
5
Rzqyy :
you can teleport 1 cm every 1 year
2026-08-31 03:02:28
25
Zach✓ :
your fart is silent in the bathroom
2026-08-31 03:52:59
11
dingus :
thats a pretty big stretch
2026-08-31 04:14:32
5
whis :
u can be invisible by 0.0001 milisecond and the cd is 500 years
2026-08-31 04:20:37
49
Bleh :
You can shoot lasers out on your appendix
2026-08-31 05:43:09
57
Davonte :
You can only shit on the toilet
2026-08-31 11:40:18
8
X22 :
you have acidic blood but it does indeed melt your internals
2026-08-31 05:56:05
6
bro🥀💔☠️ :
you pee coke but with no gas
2026-08-31 04:49:02
0
zanepratt10 :
You can run with the speed of light but when you use it it kills you
2026-08-31 09:02:44
1
𝙽𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝟹 :
There is a 50% chance when you take one step, you die.
2026-08-31 07:49:41
0
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