As an it professional I do know I have a lot of technical knowledge. But you also can’t convince me computers aren’t magical little boxes and the reason I get them to work when a “normal” user can’t is just because I’ve been gifted with higher computer mana
2026-09-02 13:21:29
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Ben :
I work in IT. Computers are powered by the magical runes etched onto their boards. They sometimes fix themselves when I arrive because I am in good graces with the machine spirit
2026-09-26 18:30:32
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David :
The computer senses my power level and decides to behave. (It was user error)
2026-09-03 14:28:31
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mustangman03gt :
I once told a coworker (at a hospital... 😂 ) that my brain produces an extraordinary amount of electricity so it fixes the computers 😂😂😂
2026-09-03 16:37:08
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nightivenom :
most of the time your just stupid and I act like im some magical person spitting buzzards bc I want more money
2026-09-04 04:16:05
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hannah :
i work in software implementation and my customer will complain something isnt working and then as soon as we get on a call so i can see whats going on its often just ✨fixed✨ so now my nickname is hannah the hacker even tho i have NO computer science or IT knowledge 😭
2026-09-18 13:37:13
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🔵🦔💨 :
My dad says that everyone has like a negative or positive electrical charge that determines if they’re good with technology (I don’t understand his science behind that). He says that’s why him and I are the only ones good with computers and why everything somehow starts working when we’re around, but our computers and printers get messed up when my mom or little sister use them lol
2026-09-03 19:30:08
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Dylan :
My buddies computer suddenly stopped working he tried to fix it on his own for weeks I showed up took it apart put it back together and it turned on like there was no problem. He is convinced I swapped a part while he wasn’t looking and I still don’t know exactly what went wrong with it
2026-09-06 14:35:14
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Don :
its the machine spirit reacting to deciples of the omnissiah.
2026-09-03 17:44:45
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projectisazombie :
“Well ma’am, that’s why they call us IT wizards. If that’s all, I’ve got to go polish the crystal ball and make sure the toads didn’t get into the server room.”
2026-09-04 05:38:35
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seinfeld :
it's aura
2026-09-03 11:13:51
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Justin Rucker :
EPS. Engineer Proximity Syndrome
2026-09-03 21:47:10
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big ski :
we used to have little RFID fobs we wore next to our badges. whenever this happened I just told people IT fobs have holy water in them so 🤷🏻
2026-09-03 16:54:27
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RedGoingGray :
technomancer
2026-09-03 05:12:23
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Mne :
The funny part is when they are trying to show you what’s wrong [Laugh approved][Laugh approved]and everything works fine
2026-09-22 10:09:49
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Dark Gem :
I love walking into a room and things just suddenly work. I tell people that the device saw they contacted me and simlly said, "I'll behave!!"
2026-09-03 17:19:17
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Melhor Produto :
Eu n q qq
2026-08-31 23:17:39
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Joe R. :
It’s the universe denying me a problem to solve
2026-09-04 13:25:36
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DioBando :
I truly believe technomancy is a thing because my mere presence solve 85% of end user problems
2026-09-04 14:03:48
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@CoachNetTech :
Vrai besoin de force aussi
2026-08-31 18:01:40
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Clemon :
my favorite solution except exception:
2026-09-03 05:01:40
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JPV :
Great now I'll be manually breathing for the next 5-10 minutes.
2026-09-03 17:40:58
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Z Collects Things :
I just tell them I have a +10 tech support aura and walk away
2026-09-03 04:34:55
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IT
2026-09-25 10:11:59
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mynamegef :
blessings of the omnissiah
2026-09-03 23:14:48
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