@lafawn_duh: Why is he so emotional 😅

reasemaw :

Blasphemy against the holy spirt is the only sin that is unforgivable

Ron Jeffords :

Remember in the garden of Eden he lies and the serpent tells the truth.

Paul Griffing :

You are the best part of my day!

LadyLulu :

Question… in the Bible how many people did Satan kill?

RoscoeJones :

“Get this. I’m gonna put a tree they can’t eat from, knowing they’re gonna eat from it, but make it seem like they have a choice, then I’m gonna punish and curse them. For funsies!” - god probably

Jeff 👋🧦🧦 :

A while ago I looked up who’s deleted more people, God or the Devil, God was the clear winner.

-AileenWuornos🍊🤡🌮🆘🇺🇸🏳️ :

I thought...

Bridget 🍉 :

Side note - what blush are you wearing? You look angelic here (no pun intended)

T HICKS :

But banning books because too much sex and violence in them🙄

Kelly K Ryan :

I love you and your page so much 😂😂😂

CopperTopperDropper :

“Im giving you free will.” (Proceeds to exercise the free will) (Clenches teeth) “Not like that!”

Gary Swann :

all part of "his plan"

a1a1a025 :

is yr mouth the model fr the bite lip emoji..omg, chiclet and lip Cheat Codes🥰🤩🥰🤩

J Pierre :

I was gonna say 'seems like' a cult I escaped at age 14 🤣

Queendarlene :

Marie-Claire I 50+Goddess👑🌸 :

😅😅

animallover :

Nailed it

sandy :

You crack me up!! 😂

Puckle :

Nah, it's okay. A 600 year old man put two of every animal on earth on a boat with his family and spent a year or so shoveling manure while living off rain water and more food than a dozen aircraft carriers haul. Then wrecked on a a mountain and all the animals walked back to where their fossil records make sense. Obviously. It's written in an old fairy tale book.

Gonzo Fiasco :

Sorry to ask, but do you live in your car? 😅

Wanda :

And a rainbow 🌈 to symbolize a promise to never do it again. Except for….last week in Nepal. So loving!! 🥰

lucifer🆘🇺🇲 :

the same loving God who was pro slavery

Giant Steps II :

This "god" character doesn't sound very nice. Boooo! 👎🏾

tazz521 :

I’ve had many Freudian slips

Fightingbronx22 :

When is your Cha Est coming in the mail?