it really is crazy how many people spawn in, fully grown and formed, and the first thing they do with their first day on earth is go to a coffee shop
2026-09-01 00:29:26
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gia breeze :
"I'll pick one. Or I'll pick the other" this basically sums it up
2026-08-31 22:23:57
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peteyluvsu :
theyre so annoying but i honestly love this bc i can take a second to breatheee lol
2026-08-31 20:31:47
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cool girl :
No because why is asking for their name the hardest part for them????
2026-08-31 20:51:57
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Cara :
My face all day at work
2026-09-01 09:10:37
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PopRockzandSoda :
It’s the people that have stood in line for ten minutes and don’t considering taking a single peak at the menu until it’s their turn. And then they ask something dumb like “what’s the difference between the bacon egg and cheese and the sausage egg and cheese?”
2026-09-01 00:58:57
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Indy :
This is a lived experience I’m still living
2026-08-31 18:17:00
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NASA :
and they dont got their money ready
2026-08-31 17:06:40
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Raine 🌧 :
line out the door and we got someone ordering for their 8 person team and using a ripped piece of paper with everyone's order on there 😭
2026-08-31 19:52:02
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supersweet :
The first thing they do after getting off the ufo is go to my job, the second thing they do is go to Trader Joe’s
2026-09-09 06:07:21
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Sammie Mae Brooks :
this unfortunately is not a skit
2026-08-31 23:39:15
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Jen :
He's way too good at this
2026-09-08 22:48:14
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nhm1 :
And I’m always behind this person
2026-09-01 13:37:19
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phia :
half hot half cold lmao
2026-09-09 16:02:25
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urmonator :
Ball knowers know this is our favorite customer during a rush because we can just chill for a sec
2026-09-09 15:05:41
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Lexi :
“Can I get a name?” “Yes” …. “What’s your name?” 🥲🥲
2026-08-31 23:21:01
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Chris :
“Can I get an iced coffee with no ice? Like I love the idea of ice but I don’t want it…actually I’ll get an americano with no water….”
2026-09-01 04:06:44
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witchnxtdoor97 :
Now make an exaggerated version
2026-09-09 00:32:00
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Shanny :
And then they write a review that you were "rude and disinterested"
2026-08-31 23:47:34
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Ryan :
Half hot / half cold is an idea. Probably not a good one. But it’s an idea.
2026-08-31 17:22:27
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Resting.Mom.Face :
First day on Earth and they choose a coffee shop
2026-09-01 20:18:49
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Steven :
Went to a popular cheesesteak restaurant where you had about five seconds to clearly state your order or go to the back of the line and try again. Everyone was ready
2026-09-01 17:52:20
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Zoey :
They act impatient if I make chitchat with the person in front of them, but then when I ask them small or large they’re sitting there for five minutes mulling it over
2026-08-31 21:54:08
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whereValkGo? :
Then they try to pay with a gift card first that doesn’t work, then they get out their phone and start slapping it against the card reader instead of just holding it still, they didnt use their face id to unlock it yet, then they finally unlock it but they dont have money and have to transfer it first, then-
2026-08-31 20:27:37
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