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irepairpr0
iRepairPRO :
160 gold is under $40,000 by current market value at 1.67 grams (weight of a US gold dollar) per coin (made of 100% gold)
2026-09-03 15:31:22
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shurnoah
Shurnoah :
Missed the opportunity to be like "650k." Wizard: "wait a second", converts to gold, "OH MY HOD"
2026-09-03 15:28:23
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karnierr
karnier 🍉 :
I'm guessing that 1 gold is about 2000 because you said way cheaper and acted really surprised
2026-09-03 13:09:35
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lunanmoonwalker
Goldman’s Garage :
How much does 1 gold weigh?
2026-09-03 13:05:25
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mmalover862
I Love Monkey :
If 1 gold is one ounce of gold then no. The price would round up to $649,283.04 which is literally the same price of a house less or more depending on the location, size etc etc. BUT if 1 gold is as everyone is saying 5 grams then yeah, that would round up to $114,512 which is a fucking steal in today's economy. But if you do some research you'll find out that a normal gold coin is 31.105g or 1 Troy ounce. Which would round up the total coast of teh house to $712,379.152 making it noticeably more expensive. So, given the lack of information about how much is *One Gold* in pure weight, I'd say go for a normal contractor. Or just go to fucking West Virginia. God that was one Hella of a rant. But yeah, now you know.
2026-09-03 14:24:07
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galsejjw3pu
Alex(not that one stop asking) :
Ok but where is the monster bottle/can from????
2026-09-03 15:56:25
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untinnedsalmon
Kiro :
160 gold is like 115k assuming the gold coins are like 5 grams, this is a great deal the wizard has here
2026-09-03 13:39:30
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ttrpglife
ttrpgLife :
160 historical gold coins valued only for their gold, a reasonable estimate is about $77,000 to $98,000 USD. A single rough figure would be around $88,000, assuming 4 grams of pure gold per coin.
2026-09-27 20:17:01
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cmdselenium
Selenium :
Buy an acre of land, build a single door, cast leomund's tiny hut with permanency, cast create water with permanency on a sink/shower, and you are set for life. Just gotta figure out a toilet. Maybe another pocket dimension under a toilet? I guess you need that for the sink and shower too. Property taxes are low, though!
2026-09-03 23:33:50
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the_unsanctioned
Sanctioned(they/them) :
This is basically the Dresden files😂
2026-09-22 07:59:25
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alienfiregod
Alienfiregod :
assuming 190 gold means 190 grams, it would cost just under 30k
2026-09-03 16:50:01
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bacnnator1
Lewis Dunham :
650 thousand? Thats insanely cheap to build a house these days (maybe not)
2026-09-03 15:22:56
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iwntdth
IWNTDTH :
thats a good way to get dissappeared by the mages incharge
2026-09-03 13:04:10
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bigbear1014
BigBear :
It's around 200k for the materials only, if you go by the D&D weight of 9 grams per coin and 130$ per gram right now.
2026-09-03 22:34:47
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singingspock94
SingingSpock :
Pathfinder 2e has a selectable Wizard school called the School of Civic Wizardry. It gives spells that are useful for mundane tasks like construction, it's kinda nice
2026-09-04 08:43:40
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khanneto0
黒ウサギ __ Kuro usagi :
he lives out of a trailer, of course he knows about tinder.
2026-09-03 13:59:55
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rainbowraider1
RainbowRaider1 :
that means he is charging about 17k for a house. what in the boomer pricing is this
2026-09-03 13:26:01
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traquillcash1
Traquillcash 1 :
we gotta get him onto gta six
2026-09-03 13:16:21
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narmyknight
narmyknight :
yeah, he needs to build me a house too.
2026-09-03 13:07:29
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iroh_edits
iroh_edits :
If we using 3g coins it would be around 69k
2026-09-03 16:09:21
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wilc0r
ℂ𝕠𝕣𝕪 𝕃𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕪🇨🇦 :
wait, I thought the use of supernatural forces was forbidden in this dimension. I've got new things to try🤔
2026-09-05 21:42:24
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lordspurtsworth_69
Lord Spurtsworth :
So a one ounce gold coin is 4,445 dollar then multiply by 160 = 711,200
2026-09-03 21:51:42
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galsejjw3pu
Alex(not that one stop asking) :
Yo dis u?
2026-09-03 15:56:50
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chevypart06
Chevypart :
"you know about Tinder!?!" had me choking 🤣🤣
2026-09-03 23:05:05
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werebear19
desertnerd :
$650,000?!? I need to shop real-estate near you. Most of the 2 bedroom homes i look at are over 1 mil
2026-09-03 17:59:42
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