Chase Mattsson
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lindsey4161 :
Me?
2026-09-19 03:25:43
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mike_millsis :
“Me?” Absolute legend.
2026-09-18 14:32:48
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M E L I S S A🖤 :
when I'm overstimulated my daughter asked if I could make her a snack. I said ok give me a few minutes please and she says Alexa, set a 3 minute timer.
2026-09-21 17:00:49
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Lacy Garner :
My 5 year old asked me how I knew his name ….
2026-09-22 17:19:25
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Chloe Lucas :
Me to my son “can you stop yelling at the table?” Him: “I’m not yelling at the table I’m yelling at you” 😭
2026-09-23 01:27:21
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Allison 🌱💃🏻 :
My son just asked me ‘what’s in the middle of the ice cream sandwich? Frosting?’
2026-09-19 03:46:44
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Kelsey :
when my son was 4 I told him he could go play in the backyard alone (its fenced and theres a big window where I can see/hear him).. he said "but mommy, what if I do something dangerous?" I said "well if you know its dangerous, dont do it..." he said "but mama, im 4... i have to do it"
2026-09-24 20:22:10
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Balfurian :
Caught my 4 yr old doing something he knew he shouldn't. I said "I dont want to see you doing that again." He said "Well then dont look at me."
2026-09-20 13:40:39
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Beth🪶🌙🌼 :
the "me?" would send me absolutely over the edge 😂
2026-09-19 03:30:51
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Hanna :
My son told the Dr. that the images from his x-ray were not him because the bones were white & he is black 🤦🏾♀️
2026-09-21 19:42:23
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Life in the Middle :
My kid was crying about one thing. Told her to stop crying. She starts crying about another thing. I say didn’t I tell you to stop crying. She said these are new tears 💀
2026-09-22 19:26:57
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♏️ :
“Mom! It isn’t working ! I need help” *proceeds to bring me an unopened box
2026-09-24 20:00:06
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DC :
Do we all have the same children?
2026-09-24 20:37:14
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Kate Martin :
I had an ovarian cyst rupture and was puking my brains out (literally ended up in the hospital) and my daughter brings her KARAOKE MACHINE into the bathroom and says “mommy can you please play “together now” from trolls?” And I did. That’s when I realized kids don’t give a fuuucckkk
2026-09-23 18:39:33
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Miranda_Moves :
Three days ago I fell off a kitchen chair I stood on and broke a rib, while laying in the floor gasping for breath, my 8 year old asked me to rate her magnetic sand snowman she just built on the table.
2026-09-23 12:19:09
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Shannon :
My 3 year screamed going to bed last night because Danny go isn’t in her real life. She wants to go for a walk with him and show him her playroom. What am i supposed to do with that.
2026-09-23 09:26:56
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Shy Holland :
Me: I have to cook your chicken nuggets first…. my 3 year old: why ?…me: because it’s cold it has to get hot… him: why???… me: * put a cold chicken nugget in his mouth*….him: mommy it’s cold cook it… me: 😒
2026-09-22 23:18:09
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diana :
Ok Harry Kane
2026-09-24 18:29:42
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hatefuldaisy :
My 6yo daughter was being cheeky and I said "haha, you're a little smart ass" and she goes "haha you're a little fucking BITCH" 💀😂 she said the bitch with her whole chest 💀💀💀💀
2026-09-23 21:02:58
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CK :
I was watching my twin nephews over the summer and the little darlings got me so sick I was truly on my death bed. One asks for crackers and cheese for a snack and I ask the other one if he wants a snack too and he says no. I pull my decaying body off the couch to make the snack and just as I sit back down the other one goes ‘I want that’ and I was like I literally just asked you and he says ‘well I wanted cheese and crackers, you offered crackers and cheese’. I called their father to come collect them within 24 hours.
2026-09-24 06:59:30
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Pierre :
I found a half eaten waffle in my nightstand
2026-09-19 04:07:05
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heatherannna :
My 6 year old daughter told me that I have more chins when I’m angry
2026-09-20 00:22:11
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BLUVIXEN :
Me sending my 5yo to bed. He comes back downstairs and I’m like hey! It’s bedtime bud. And he’s like “I needed to say goodnight to the table” okay.
2026-09-19 05:26:35
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Nikki B :
My son was crying in bed and I checked on him and asked why he was crying. He said “I keep thinking about that time a mosquito bit me”
2026-09-22 11:19:04
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Amanda Jean :
my three year old once said "can I borrow this, I promise I won't start a fire" it was a plastic hanger
2026-09-19 19:06:43
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