The Onion
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Tuesday 01 September 2026 17:00:00 GMT
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ymbttv :
I hope he gets life in prison
2026-09-01 18:29:38
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VILLAINY :
Eating a peach on the bus?What has this world come to😭
2026-09-01 18:27:08
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Amu-Ahoura :
he needs to get a life sentence
2026-09-01 17:58:57
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Kayla 🧍♂️ :
The fact that the onion still fools people brings me joy
2026-09-01 17:53:11
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Aria? :
the news can't find anything to do anymore bro😭
2026-09-01 18:44:29
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Owennotfoolin! :
how many people died?
2026-09-01 23:17:30
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YL :
This is not newsworthy. I once saw a man munching on two pineapples. TWO! At the same time!
2026-09-01 18:20:37
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MommomAnya :
He could’ve killed somone!😡😡😡
2026-09-01 18:37:27
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_theninthhouse_ :
The pixilated arm is gold
2026-09-01 17:03:47
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𝖒𝖊𝖗𝖑𝖎🇩🇴 :
just horrible, I hope he gets punished for this.
2026-09-01 19:35:59
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chrollo :
but if a woman did this....
2026-09-02 01:45:10
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fullmetal_otaku :
why the hell would you post something like this??? there should’ve been WAY more of a warning… i’m gonna have nightmares for days… my heart goes out to those who witnessed this… horrific incident
2026-09-01 20:22:48
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frieza :
breaking news man eats peach
2026-09-02 04:35:23
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Deb :
Leave that man alone 😭
2026-09-02 04:51:37
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Cry☆l :
that poor peach
2026-09-02 04:35:28
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DIH-SUCKER-2000 :
Cant even eat in a bus in 2026 ✌️
2026-09-01 22:21:29
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☪️ :
So people are wishing life in prisoj for him but opening a gofound and collecting thousens of money for a woman who killed her 3 kids…?
2026-09-02 04:52:07
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dillydallyandshi :
This shit has gotta be satire 😭
2026-09-01 20:52:00
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iridium :
i unironically wish this was the worst it can get on earth and that this is what would be news-worthy
2026-09-01 21:02:21
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oh :
You’re watching this September 2 right?
2026-09-02 00:30:52
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invisible :
Talking like he committed a crime
2026-09-02 01:03:10
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Manners G :
now eating is a crime
2026-09-01 22:06:05
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skse360 :
This generation is hating on a guy that’s jst eating a peach???
2026-09-02 01:54:34
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