jokes on you - my students already randomly make MJ sounds
2026-08-31 23:54:40
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fluffyssinfulpie :
My state banned phones during instructional time so i keep telling my students not to complain to me, complain to the governor.
2026-08-31 23:44:28
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mary :
if my students don't laugh at a joke I go "that would have gone viral on vine"
2026-09-01 02:01:07
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Mr. Evans :
I can’t wait to use the Michael Jackson one
2026-08-31 22:29:06
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Melly Celeste :
I like to say “chat am I muted?” When no one laughs at my jokes
2026-09-01 23:47:47
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mimsy :
Dad Mode fully engaged, well done, Gabe :)
2026-08-31 22:08:12
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itssuzzann :
My kids tell me they're cold and I tell them to think warm thoughts.
2026-09-01 14:38:01
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Natalie 🍉 :
I’d avoid saying boneless hotdogs around middle schoolers lol feels like it could backfire
2026-09-01 01:57:03
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Rachelle Pannullo :
welllll.....my 3rd block names random mj noises now so ..... not that one
2026-08-31 23:08:14
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GoldenRetrieverBailey :
Here’s another one I like when people drop something: “you can’t put that there”
2026-09-01 00:04:57
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Brock J Rice :
My new bit is taking selfies with any student that falls asleep (thankfully very few so far) and using that picture on the daily bellringer slides the next day.
2026-09-01 00:47:27
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NMBornandRaised :
A teacher has to entertain themselves! 😂
2026-08-31 22:25:51
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hae127 :
Middle schoolers never know how to react to this kind of humor either which makes it that much more fun to joke around this way🤣
2026-09-01 01:08:10
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The Bearded Wonder :
for jokes that dont land, I look a a random student and start sarcastically over explaining why it is funny.
2026-09-01 12:40:41
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wogwoman :
And then a stupid liberty mutual ad interupts the silence instead😑
2026-09-01 13:44:38
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Lauren :
my favorite bit is, when a kid asks where something is, I reply "I ate it".
where's the paper? I ate it
where's my water bottle? I ate it
where's Nora? I ate her
2026-09-01 13:40:01
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Kizu Ninsar :
Saying “yes chef” to one specific person. Admin, custodian, another teacher, para, or a single student who can handle it.
2026-09-02 00:31:35
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Dani Garrett :
When students drop something in my class I always say “hey you dropped that.”
2026-09-01 02:14:15
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Tyler!! :
When i have jokes fall flat i usually pull the similar bit “Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week”
2026-09-01 02:25:27
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krrose713 :
I used to call all items women and name them. They dropped something. Oh. Shoot. Pick her up for me? Until my explanation of what an inanimate object was somehow crossed three controversial topics because the 6th grader just COULDNT understand and thought she did. That bit died that day.
2026-08-31 23:20:16
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bot :
I do an hour of nothing with the occasional metal bar hitting the floor.
peak comedy
2026-09-01 00:57:33
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No :
When they say “can I go to the bathroom?” I say “not in here.” It’s always a hit.
2026-09-01 04:09:19
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Fern :
Better than my teacher who used to lick his hand randomly while teaching
2026-08-31 23:10:50
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WTFarish :
These are perfection! 😂
2026-08-31 22:33:21
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Trashlee :
I did this to my students but with Pikmin noises
2026-08-31 23:32:49
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