@g_unit24: My Favorite Teacher bits for the new school year #teacher ##teacherlife##teachersoftiktok

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Monday 31 August 2026 21:48:29 GMT
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bailsofheyyyyyy
bailee :
jokes on you - my students already randomly make MJ sounds
2026-08-31 23:54:40
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fluffyssinfulpie
fluffyssinfulpie :
My state banned phones during instructional time so i keep telling my students not to complain to me, complain to the governor.
2026-08-31 23:44:28
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mary_palace
mary :
if my students don't laugh at a joke I go "that would have gone viral on vine"
2026-09-01 02:01:07
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mr.evans247
Mr. Evans :
I can’t wait to use the Michael Jackson one
2026-08-31 22:29:06
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celestialmoonmel
Melly Celeste :
I like to say “chat am I muted?” When no one laughs at my jokes
2026-09-01 23:47:47
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mimsy215
mimsy :
Dad Mode fully engaged, well done, Gabe :)
2026-08-31 22:08:12
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itssuzzann
itssuzzann :
My kids tell me they're cold and I tell them to think warm thoughts.
2026-09-01 14:38:01
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natalie.1056
Natalie 🍉 :
I’d avoid saying boneless hotdogs around middle schoolers lol feels like it could backfire
2026-09-01 01:57:03
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rachellemade
Rachelle Pannullo :
welllll.....my 3rd block names random mj noises now so ..... not that one
2026-08-31 23:08:14
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pyrus_perseus
GoldenRetrieverBailey :
Here’s another one I like when people drop something: “you can’t put that there”
2026-09-01 00:04:57
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brockjrice1
Brock J Rice :
My new bit is taking selfies with any student that falls asleep (thankfully very few so far) and using that picture on the daily bellringer slides the next day.
2026-09-01 00:47:27
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nmbornandraised
NMBornandRaised :
A teacher has to entertain themselves! 😂
2026-08-31 22:25:51
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hae12797
hae127 :
Middle schoolers never know how to react to this kind of humor either which makes it that much more fun to joke around this way🤣
2026-09-01 01:08:10
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bearededwonder
The Bearded Wonder :
for jokes that dont land, I look a a random student and start sarcastically over explaining why it is funny.
2026-09-01 12:40:41
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w0gw0man720
wogwoman :
And then a stupid liberty mutual ad interupts the silence instead😑
2026-09-01 13:44:38
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anotherforestwitch2
Lauren :
my favorite bit is, when a kid asks where something is, I reply "I ate it". where's the paper? I ate it where's my water bottle? I ate it where's Nora? I ate her
2026-09-01 13:40:01
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runs_with_wolves6
Kizu Ninsar :
Saying “yes chef” to one specific person. Admin, custodian, another teacher, para, or a single student who can handle it.
2026-09-02 00:31:35
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danigarrett05
Dani Garrett :
When students drop something in my class I always say “hey you dropped that.”
2026-09-01 02:14:15
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pastelpunkcos
Tyler!! :
When i have jokes fall flat i usually pull the similar bit “Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week”
2026-09-01 02:25:27
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krrose713
krrose713 :
I used to call all items women and name them. They dropped something. Oh. Shoot. Pick her up for me? Until my explanation of what an inanimate object was somehow crossed three controversial topics because the 6th grader just COULDNT understand and thought she did. That bit died that day.
2026-08-31 23:20:16
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justanotherbotfr
bot :
I do an hour of nothing with the occasional metal bar hitting the floor. peak comedy
2026-09-01 00:57:33
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belladonnasbridegroom
No :
When they say “can I go to the bathroom?” I say “not in here.” It’s always a hit.
2026-09-01 04:09:19
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jfern415
Fern :
Better than my teacher who used to lick his hand randomly while teaching
2026-08-31 23:10:50
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beefarish03
WTFarish :
These are perfection! 😂
2026-08-31 22:33:21
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trashleetheracoon
Trashlee :
I did this to my students but with Pikmin noises
2026-08-31 23:32:49
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