@secretsofevee: stopping your scroll to find three genuine reasons when you were already sold before the first slide. 🤭 guys will act like they need a full resume and a persuasive argument, but the second the meme montage hits, everyone knows they got caught completely red-handed. you tell yourself you were just curious about the bullet points, and suddenly jim halpert and shrek are laughing directly at your screen. you definitely weren’t expecting a full interrogation on your timeline today, but curiosity always gives you away. be 100% honest in the comments... did you actually pause waiting for reason number one, or are you pleading the fifth? 💭 #gothgirl #altgirl #gothgf #datingmemes #relatablehumor