@allenvert: Phrases to calm down a software engineer boyfriend #softwareengineer #relationships #computerscience #programming #techbro

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tranc3e
♛ Anya ♛ :
What if I’m the software engineering gf 😔
2026-09-01 15:01:17
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oopsie_daisy7
Hiyaaa :
How about for the SWE boyfriend that works on revenue generating projects and works for FAANG? Help
2026-09-01 14:03:31
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telecasterml
Telecasterml :
this is legendary ragebait 💀
2026-09-01 17:07:57
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bunnyybbare
bunnyybbare :
“That’s why you didn’t get into google” this would legit send me into a spiral. Like shutdown in the bathroom. 😂😂
2026-09-01 09:36:15
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katiewuwrites
Katie Wu :
What if he works at google
2026-09-01 19:52:07
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fdfhoodrich
FeedEm :
internal tools are THE BACKBONE of this company
2026-09-01 17:59:41
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unknownshovel
☆〜 kristen :
using that last one next time thank you ❤️
2026-09-01 19:38:34
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scherzah
Scherzah :
ts got me so angry wow 10/10
2026-09-01 16:10:25
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becsreview
Becs 🐼 | Beauty Diary :
Second one is personal 😭
2026-09-01 18:11:42
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rietschin.motorsport
RMS :
Rage bait 10/10 😂
2026-09-01 09:25:51
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babybella789
julia :
second one is actually brutal
2026-09-01 18:06:12
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santigalarzam
santigalarzam :
The internal tools one got me in my heart 💔
2026-09-01 17:51:41
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rswishart
rhys :
I don’t recommend this may result in hands being thrown
2026-09-01 12:59:52
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samxd099
samxd :
it was chill till the last one bombing my cit sec final round is my biggest trauma
2026-09-01 13:18:50
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alexgeana
Alex | Learn AI :
Fighting words
2026-09-01 19:15:59
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princessxenon0
xenon warrior princess :
LOL at the quant comment. I’d say smth like that…slip of the tongue 👀
2026-09-01 13:55:48
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sharkthebear
SharkTheBear :
Oh so this is how my husband is learning to rage bait me 😭😭 (I’m in tech and he’s in marketing)
2026-09-01 14:16:48
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bunny..bars
helloworld417 :
These are brutal…..😳
2026-09-01 06:50:48
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user3437757159007
b :
this triggered ne
2026-09-01 17:29:59
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lefluffypunk
LeFluffyPunk :
Lucky that I work at Google on a high impact project and previously worked at Citadel /s
2026-09-01 15:36:13
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bingeonbites
broskiiiiiii :
bruhhhhhhhhh
2026-09-01 06:02:55
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crystaluncut
@crystaluncut :
off the first one this is crazy lmao
2026-09-01 19:18:04
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carlo_xx91
Carlo :
Wait, are we hating on internal tools now? How do y'all think corporate infra works?
2026-09-01 18:59:08
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izacktay
egg tart king (isaac) :
hey!!!! i love working on internal tools!!! my colleagues always thank me!! >:((
2026-09-01 19:04:28
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