I was waiting for, “I was late to work yesterday and lied and said I was held up at the bank. Now they are not going to believe me”
2026-09-01 13:09:39
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I Have Friends Everywhere :
“Why are you on your phone? Are you calling the cops?” “Did you want me to? Because I’m just playing sudoku while watching TikTok’s and listening to a podcast. Also, fuck banks, you do you king.”
2026-09-01 16:43:12
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Morgen Bearse :
I was in a bank while it was being robbed (talking with someone about opening a checking account for my daughter). I have ADHD- first I had no idea it even happened (my back was to the tellers). Second - when the bank employee got up (after the robber left) my daughter said “I think they’re calling the cops” my first reaction was “but I didn’t do anything wrong” - I was so locked in on being “normal” that I completely missed everyone else being on edge. I just assumed I wasn’t doing a good job of being “normal” 😂
2026-09-12 15:52:28
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Mother of the great :
My arms are tired can I lay down and just put my hands above my head?
2026-09-01 13:12:40
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Lexi Cole :
I give myself about a minute and a half tops before I’m pulling out my phone for a little scroll
2026-09-01 13:26:01
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Hailey🖤🌸 :
“No no you’re doing great I’m just a little bored”
2026-09-01 12:39:24
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BrittBratt :
“I was lake to work yesterday… um… and every other day I’ve had this job” 🤣 I feel this so hard because the hope I’ve got every day that I JUST MIGHT get there on time this time 😭😭😭😭
2026-09-01 12:42:57
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Nancy__Lee__ :
Me - nervous bladder I HAVE TO PEE
2026-09-01 14:11:41
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evil_dragon41 :
I been in a situation like this and this is how I acted
2026-09-01 12:38:13
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Ratatatatatatta :
Can I just get it done for you? Like faster? 😅
2026-09-13 23:33:48
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Galactic_bratz :
My problem is I sleep when stressed so more than likely I’ll take a nap during the robbery 🫠
2026-09-12 17:05:10
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Cat lady :
I'm horrified by how accurate this is
2026-09-01 12:39:35
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k9mom50 :
This or we totally fall asleep because we were already drained and overstimulated when we walked into the bank and now you have made me sit still to long and my meds are wearing off soooo🤣
2026-09-01 22:04:00
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CharlotteAnn(rebelgirl2828) :
did you grow up around here? I mean did you like watch this bank for a while? I was just curious how to came to this bank and like pick this one... I would have picked the one down the road cause they are super busy today which is why I came to this bank. I mean im just sayin...
2026-09-02 12:47:24
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Katelyn :
"Why are you on your phone?? Who are you calling????"
I am only playing games. There's not enough money in any bank to make me actually make a phone call.
2026-09-01 12:57:59
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Bazenga ♡ :
"Can I knit? I have a project in my purse. Promise not to stab you with the needles just need to keep my hands busy or my mouth will be running..."
2026-09-01 13:26:18
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MangoMia :
I was in jury duty, picked as i waited for Voir Dire; I was openly saying my thoughts. I can only be respectful of the judicial process for .02 seconds. They did not want me.
2026-09-01 15:36:41
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max :
scrolling on a phone while getting robbed
2026-09-02 17:19:33
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Elise Rozelle :
Yo can someone turn that damn alarm off I’m getting overstimulated?
2026-09-02 20:06:08
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livvy :
you’re robbing the bank, that’s fine, but can i leave my airpod in?
2026-09-01 21:37:50
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beckchasewolfe3 :
I would probably start asking them "if this was their first bank robbery or how they got into bank robbery?" "are you from around here?"
2026-09-01 20:07:28
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Dreamtraveler :
I can't even enjoy getting my nails done, going to a spa in general lol because my brain is like oooooook are we done yet within a few minutes
2026-09-01 13:30:44
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couplebugs :
if i got picked to leave for being insufferable i'd be so offended i'd simply refuse
2026-09-01 13:22:21
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The House Called Brooklyn :
Love it! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ADHD but so politely assertive. The oversharing is at a truly professional level. 😂😂😂
2026-09-01 12:43:24
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slrushi :
“You wanna watch some TikTok’s with me?”
2026-09-01 19:28:43
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