“here’s what your discharge may be telling you!” from flo
2026-09-01 18:31:19
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Esper :
“Low Cash Alert: -$78 in your checking”
2026-09-01 19:15:56
29671
cb :
An insane suggested Reddit post from a thread you visited once
2026-09-01 19:31:37
24828
chey 🪐🌙✨ :
Stardust period tracker just sending me "¡Sex!" because I'm ovulating
2026-09-01 18:39:08
61633
Rachel H. :
I got the FILTHIEST sext message right when my boss sat down at my desk next to me. She just looked down and snapped her head back up and said “Oop! That’s not for my eyes!”😅
2026-09-01 21:03:20
3286
0000038298383 :
Twice I’ve been sexted with a family member holding my phone
2026-09-01 18:08:44
20038
Weeewooo :
“Look back on this day” and it’s a crying selfie
2026-09-01 19:31:02
8912
Dana Kubissa :
“Your credit score has gone down 200 points”
2026-09-01 20:42:04
4131
sam :
Mind you my phone is bone dry any other time
2026-09-02 02:45:38
490
burger liar structure :
and apple just took your last $20
2026-09-01 18:47:10
3759
romeo 🦇 :
one time my dad got an r/grindr notification when i was on his phone. not grindr. the grindr subreddit
2026-09-01 19:39:38
3033
Gucci's mom :
or the "you're in your fertile window" everyone must know
2026-09-01 19:19:30
779
CajunByBlood :
"hey this is the pharmacy letting you know that your foot fungus cream is ready for pick up"
2026-09-01 19:01:34
5112
keilane (key-la-nee) :
Apple billing my checking account that’s already negative…
2026-09-17 17:03:24
0
aeg :
you are soo funny you need to be protected at all cost
2026-09-17 19:01:28
0
headswillrose :
“Uh-oh! Your Klarna payment of $10.81 did not go through”
2026-09-17 19:21:47
0
Pickles 🧀 :
I was once holding my “best friend’s” phone when she got a text from someone who was making fun of me. It was clear this was something they did regularly. We are no longer friends.
2026-09-17 18:26:00
0
dean :
I got a text saying my aunt died during her boob job while my boss was holding my phone
2026-09-01 18:54:29
12962
eggplont :
“reconnect your bank to borrow money again!”
2026-09-01 18:53:47
2359
arielwalters8 :
I said I shaved and felt like this.. and my friend had a customer at her bar holding her phone
2026-09-01 18:43:09
3033
Agent P :
“Because you visited r/IBS”
2026-09-02 01:55:32
1030
yourmomcallsmekevin :
Had my sober app notify me to journal while I was showing off my dog at work. “ yeah so I’m actually 6 years sober … yeah pain pills” was not my fav convo
2026-09-01 20:15:56
1087
. :
I turn on dnd before I give anyone my phone
2026-09-01 20:03:48
878
Spooky :
“Did your ass boil pop?” Sent while a Sephora employee was holding my phone
2026-09-02 01:45:34
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