My coach was commenting on a play we ran in a game and said “ these types of plays make me not want to beat my wife anymore😭
2026-09-02 02:00:48
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Phia :
The one coach at my high school called his offensive line a bunch of failed abortions after they let their quarterback get sacked for the 10th time
2026-09-02 11:39:21
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eric_fitness20 :
Once had a coach scream from the sideline at practice “If I have to watch you miss that block one more time my family is going to find me hanging from my ceiling fan when they come home”
2026-09-03 15:02:48
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Kay🧚🏼♀️🫧🦋 :
Goddamn it, it’s CUT! Run the route again 😂😂😂
2026-09-02 13:21:40
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elijahfudge4 :
Coach one time after a hurricane said to a player “I wish the hurricane killed you and carried you away”😭😭
2026-09-02 03:28:50
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Bustedkneesports :
This will be me as a coach. This how I act now and I’m doing media
2026-09-02 12:44:09
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𝐜𝐚𝐦𝐝𝟑𝐧 :
and its always picking on the fattest kid😭
2026-09-01 20:07:37
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E1i :
We got this one o lineman (6’5, 306) and we’re watching film one day, and on this play he had to pull and kick out a guard (only problem is that he’s super slow) then coach says “If he ran any slower, he would be in rewind” the he REPLAYS it and says “Fee Fi Fo Fum” as he’s pulling 😭✌️
2026-09-03 03:20:53
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Thomas :
When I ask my coach a yes or no question he always goes “does a one legged duck swim in a circle” 😔
2026-09-01 23:53:22
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³* :
“If u don’t bust ur balls imma be up ur ass” like what?😭💔
2026-09-02 13:25:06
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Aaron Swanson :
my coach literally said he blamed me for 9/11 after I hit the wrong hole 😳
2026-09-04 20:18:25
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lostbags® :
coach was talking about us shooting our hips toward the o lineman and he told us to clench as if we had a nickel up our ass and we didn’t want it to fall out 😭
2026-09-01 22:03:08
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GET THE PICKKKKKK
2026-09-01 22:06:41
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Rae. :
I seen smb say they coach said they couldn't catch an std if they tried😭
2026-09-21 01:14:27
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Eli.Buckez :
And you cant laugh
2026-09-02 17:21:02
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Yoncé :
coach asked me how well can I surf cause I’m finna ride the bench 🥴
2026-09-09 00:50:32
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tjfr.fr :
My head coach said my o line looked like a bunch of perverts looking in a little kids window bc they was all standing straight up
2026-09-02 23:13:10
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Art with Ms.I 🎨 :
In college I was the football teams social media manager and one time I heard a coach say “the way you are playing in about to call your fiancée and make her break off the marriage because you are such a p*ssy”
2026-09-05 02:12:17
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Official Big Rep🦆🏈 :
"Get your hips into it like its prom night!" is something the d line coach always says like first practice of the year when we hitting the sled😭
2026-09-02 05:37:10
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Dean996 :
bro my coach was commenting on this kids tackling and he wasn't sticking his hips in and my coach said( This isnt prison you dont stick your asș out for no one dont let them take it)
2026-09-01 22:39:24
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lei :
Me and my soccer players listening to this daily
2026-09-11 16:27:59
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We was watching film and coach said “you have to run up field and crake that guy if you don’t want to crack him we will find somebody else who will want to crack him”
2026-09-02 02:27:17
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iamzevin :
Coach used to call soccer players grass fairies 😭
2026-09-07 16:17:25
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Alonzo :
“That right there get you a whole lotta water son”
2026-09-02 17:04:22
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chris :
Unc talmbout some we need swagger after 0-60 loss
2026-09-02 11:35:58
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