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AlleyCatsGotYourBack :
In ANY other circumstances these would be giant red flags, but it just so happens that Dan and Phil are clinically insane and match each others freak on a cosmically intertwined level. I fear there was literally NO other way this could have gone. The universe wouldn't have allowed any other outcome.
2026-09-02 17:52:38
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Tea :
phil had a plan to get an emo boyfriend and luckily dan had a crazy face card and a dream
2026-09-02 06:14:42
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Naholin Rodriguez :
The only recorded parasocial relationship that went right
2026-09-02 17:53:52
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Kay :
they matched each other's freak to an insane degree that i dont think history has ever or will ever see again
2026-09-02 14:25:31
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sarah!! :
thank god dan had zero boundaries with his favorite youtuber
2026-09-01 20:58:59
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Pisskitty :
Thank god that teenage boy waited until the moment he was legal to start shooting his shot with that adult man on the internet. Thank god he bought a ticket across the country to stay in that man's house alone for a week. Thank god that man was somewhat normal 😭
2026-09-03 18:15:44
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[NPC] βεχ 🌹 :
mr. anti-parasocial relationships is in fact the king of parasocial relationships and just doesn't want anyone else to dethrone him
2026-09-02 23:38:48
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rachel :
And thank god Phil had zero thoughts about self-preservation or internet safety
2026-09-02 03:11:37
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agoraphobicmoth :
Phil set that bait up for a nerdy emo boyfriend like Wiley Coyote with a cardboard box and Dan walked into it like "Oh noooo, I hope no one catches me~"
2026-09-02 04:38:17
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Monique Star :
Well, who started the chain of events if you think about it: Dan for doing the stalking or Phil for pulling off the emo look for the sake of attracting cute boys
2026-09-02 14:45:53
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ConstanceSapphire :
"in this one specific situation, crack saved his life"
2026-09-02 16:44:25
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Hail_almighty :
Will forever love Dan for, when fate pr the red string theory gets brought up, every time he is like “NO I STALKED MY ASS OFF FOR THIS” like yes diva you did
2026-09-02 22:10:37
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Doodlebug :
No one is more thankful for the stalking than the subject of said stalking, mind you.
2026-09-07 15:32:23
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alexx :
I have gotten so stressed before about the concept of a newly 18 year old boy going by himself to stay at the house of Some Guy From The Internet and how insane it is that it somehow went well not even to mention This well
2026-09-05 02:58:02
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Ace And Fluid :
And thank God Phil found no issues with it and had no sense of self preservation
2026-09-02 03:45:53
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laurel 🌿🤎🧡🤍🩷 :
thank god the 18 year old stalked the 22 year old and thank god it was 2009 and no one made it weird
2026-09-03 02:27:42
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Em ✨ :
Dan had a vision and he was right and now we all win but uh yeah that could have been bad
2026-09-02 04:27:59
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Monique Star :
Phil accidentally predicted being a guardian angel to an "energetic warrior."
2026-09-02 16:27:41
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jadynn :
I remember when Phil used to tell us stories of all the crazy people he’d met and we’d all joke about how he was a magnet for them just for the craziest bitch of all to be right next to him laughing along with the audience. I feel punked
2026-09-04 21:59:28
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John smith :
my favorite part is phil saying his style was purely to pull an emo man, and the moment he found out he had a soft yandere emo man stalking him he was READY with that sharpie and camera
2026-09-04 05:26:34
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Dr. Rat :
Phil saw Dan in the bushes with binoculars and invited him in for dinner, they are exactly where they want to be
2026-09-03 05:45:37
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🦄🫧💐🪩 :
dan was counting down the days until he turned 18 so he could begin his evil plan😭😭😭
2026-09-04 04:47:17
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-¯\_( :/ )_/¯ :
they somehow found the only other person on the planet that would not only put up with their bullshit but enjoy it. truly matching each other's freak
2026-09-05 02:19:17
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eww :
sometimes i catch myself thinking it's weird and then i remember phil flirted on camera during their first collab and i'm like "no yeah he's where he's always wanted to be"
2026-09-03 03:35:52
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Sketch Haeven :
sure there was stalking involved, but what you have to understand is that the ingredients of ranch were put here by God for the sole purpose of becoming ranch
2026-09-05 00:05:51
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