My wife is a wedding planner and I’m a divorce attorney. Very opposite vibes at the end of the day.
2026-09-02 06:02:14
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Nurse Rachel :
The nurse in me thought that sub was supposed to be hers but something came up and she didn’t get a lunch
2026-09-02 02:56:23
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Shelby Morris Buckle :
My mom is a nurse. This happens regularly. They forgot my ranch and a guy showed up to the ER with his neck slit open from a fight. I was like “but like I paid for the ranch. Extra!”
2026-09-20 00:36:45
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📚💋Gabriella 💋📚 :
My husband is a white collar in charge of blue collar; i work with autistic children ; we share the SAME STORIES
2026-09-02 03:37:25
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Allie-Cate :
My husband is deployed and I’m a therapist for veterans. He’s out there creating the memories I’ll work on later 🙃
2026-09-02 12:35:20
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mama.is.losing.it :
Your wife listening to your story like
2026-09-02 01:15:15
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buster :
my fiance: yea, I cut out a cancerous tumor today. me: well, a student told me he thought all white people were allergic to milk 🙃
2026-09-02 02:52:16
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Berta Jean 🫧✨ :
ER now ICU nurse, husband makes French fries and tots at a big factory. He goes wait wait wait tell me about your day first before I complain.
2026-09-02 02:48:48
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Jose VSG :
As a nurse, fuck yeah, second sandwich!!!
2026-09-02 04:51:00
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Tammy :
my daughter is an er nurse and her husband is a cop, their stories are very similar, and often related to the same people 😂
2026-09-02 05:26:06
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darth tortyre🇨🇦 :
thats exactly where I thought 5his story was going....lol
2026-09-19 23:46:39
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Jordie Lee Moody :
I was a funeral director/embalmer for 10 years and my husband is a tattoo artist … our stories were VERY different 😅
2026-09-02 02:24:23
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RicoLen :
He’s head cook at a breakfast restaurant. I’m a manager at Spencer’s. Very different stories at home 😂
2026-09-02 12:26:49
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The Big G :
Yeah, but ... it was a FREE sandwich!
2026-09-02 22:39:58
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Bethany Bee ✡️ :
My husband: “We won a lawsuit against the federal government today and my client gets to stay in the country!” Me: “bro today my computer stopped letting me open .csv files in notepad and it RUINED my day.”
2026-09-19 13:25:11
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MANA :
My mines is a hospice nurse and I work for the city and county parks and recreation department very different paths
2026-09-19 23:45:48
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mike :
I fill potholes and repair catch basins, my wife is a hospice social worker…🤦♂️… she’s NEVER got a “happy” story 🤷♂️
2026-09-19 22:36:08
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AlyHart3 :
😂 Not gonna lie as a nurse I would say a free sub is a great day no matter what line of work your in 😂
2026-09-02 13:36:20
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𝕴𝖘𝖆𝖇𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊🫀 :
he works for the government and Im a forensic scientist. He cant tell me anything cool so I just talk about dead people at dinner
2026-09-02 17:56:15
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DAWN☀️ :
My fiancé is a diesel mechanic. I’m a surgical tech. He always has dirty hands, I always have clean hands 😂 he’s a mechanic and I’m just a people mechanic
2026-09-02 03:21:50
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Joe Nunamaker :
Wife is a healthcare worker, and I work in marketing from our living room. She has horror stories every other day, and I’m over here mad I had to put on a clean shirt for a teams meeting 🤣
2026-09-02 14:02:47
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✨ Ra ✨ :
I’ve been in healthcare so long sometimes I forget how absolutely insane my normal workday can sound to laypeople
2026-09-02 03:24:37
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Ms Britters :
I’m a barber and my boyfriend is a nuclear engineer 😂
2026-09-02 02:43:46
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brandonreardon49 :
Accurate as hell. I worked in a jail for 4 years. My wife and I were at dinner with another couple and the husband was talking about how he got a new position at work as some kind of accountant. Pays more. More responsibility. Kudos all around. He asks me how my jobs doing and I tell him, well. I fought a grown man covered in his poop at 6:30 this morning. His poop was all over the walls also. lol it’s not meant to steal their thunder but it’s a reality.
2026-09-02 11:47:10
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emma.s327 :
I worked in management at a hotel. My husband is a Marine. Surprising similarities 😭
2026-09-02 02:59:03
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