Earth #1 monster freak🪓🪴🥟🐊 :
Billy’s not just any ol’ goat, he’s THE goat. When people think of goats, they think of Billy. No other way to put it. Better than LeBron, better than Messi, better than Ronaldo, better than (I don’t know any other “goats” so just pretend I kept the list going. I don’t really watch sports), he is the most perfect peach in the patch. He’s flawless. If someone says they don’t like Billy, they might as well have just kicked me in the balls and spat on me because it’s just as insulting. If they don’t like Billy, I don’t like them. He’s the hottest, sexiest, bestest, most awesome guy ever. There aren’t enough words in the English language… nay, any language to describe how perfect he is. I could go on and on about how amazing he is, but not even that would be enough to sum up my adoration for him. I’m enamored. Enthralled. Captivated by his very existence. I don’t care if he’s a poser, he’s my poser. Billy, oh Billy, the man you are 🤤. #needdat
2026-09-02 12:07:07