My favorite was when one of my students was talking about a “sex revelation” turns out they meant gender reveal 😭
2026-09-03 03:42:53
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Halligan :
One time my student came into the room and goes “miss, que significa ‘bum ass school’” bc he heard it in the hallway 💀
2026-09-03 01:29:52
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tori.b33 :
My personal favorite was “she’s driving my nuts” instead of “she’s driving me nuts”
2026-09-03 03:46:28
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the1stnoellema :
EVERY YEAR we have the bother/molestar conversation 😂
2026-09-02 22:05:06
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kippslip :
my fiance said “they’re going to banish us” instead of ban us the other day 😭
2026-09-03 21:55:02
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yeah OK guy :
A kid thought every time i called the class “folks” he thought i was calling them “fucks”
2026-09-04 01:59:14
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abbyyy <3 :
Did a budget project abt travel. Someone chose Dubai and I said “oh they have beautiful beaches” he said .. “beaches? uhhh like putas?” 😭 then we have a small convo and pronunciation
2026-09-03 02:58:08
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Hai :
“So what if I wanted to have arms around u for a long time?” (A hug btw)
2026-09-03 22:32:47
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Sam Bell :
A French kid once was trying to find a gender neutral way to ask if I had a significant other, and said “Do you have a lover?” 💀
2026-09-03 00:24:59
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ameliadelacross :
i had an EL tell me they were taking shots this morning… they meant they got vaccinated… i laughed so hard
2026-09-03 00:03:15
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star burns745 :
I had an 8th grade girl say she got knocked up at the football game yesterday. definitely jarring thing to hear. (she meant someone bumped into her and knocked her on the ground)
2026-09-03 21:43:11
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JustaGeckoGuy :
A Spanish speaking student in 3rd grade came up to me upset saying “mister, [another student] is molesting me!” Obviously I almost freaked out, luckily a Spanish speaking teacher nearby started talking to her to clear things up. The other student was just being annoying and she forgot how to say it in English 💀
2026-09-04 01:15:02
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Maya :
When they add “ation” to everything to make it sound like English
2026-09-02 23:50:11
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Lillybug :
OMG I had a friend who translated molestar to molest too omg. Had to tell her it’s NOT the same thing 😭
2026-09-04 00:13:39
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Call Me Lee :
My grandfather told my cousin he would stop “molesting” him and my father turned his head so quick lmao
2026-09-09 05:23:00
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KP :
Much more innocent but I had a first grade ELL student call my water bottle a “watering can” today 🥺😂
2026-09-03 22:21:52
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Karen :
Lmfaoooooo - the other day one of my EL student said to another student “no mammes”.. I turned around and said “que esta mamando o que?” CLASS WAS SILENT!! I’m old, but not that old 🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-03 02:43:08
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Hannah :
I had a student who couldn’t think of the word in English and said “molest” in a class full of 7th graders 😭 they did SO GOOD and everyone held it together
2026-09-03 23:14:02
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Ms. Schealler :
The first time I heard “ so and so is molesting me” in the classroom I had to take a hard PAUSE and process what was actually happening. Bless I learned my verbs in high school 😂
2026-09-03 00:02:40
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sunny :
i remember when i was a kid, the first couple of weeks in one of my classes we were talking about molestation and i was so confused about why everyone was so serious. in my mind i was like, "it's inevitable to molest someone? everyone molests others at some point" im so glad i kept my mouth shut and went home to search up what milest actually meant lmfaoo
2026-09-04 01:19:03
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mads.ver :
I teach Spanish and every year someone has to ask “How do I say this annoys me.” 😭
2026-09-03 01:05:31
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Sal :
there's no false cognate for English speakers as bad as this one for Spanish speakers unfortunately lol. thinking embarazada means embarrassed is funny, but not crazy like this one
2026-09-03 03:15:08
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Alihn8 :
The first time I talked in front of a class in English.. it was about the dangers of RAVE parties… the teacher had to stop me I kept saying r*pe parties….
2026-09-04 01:34:20
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Baybe J 🪴 :
BUTTT did they say it in English
2026-09-02 12:53:13
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🎀 :
im from mexico and my classmates loved to hit our english speaking teachers with the "teacher, my classmate is molesting me!" because it would drive them crazy😭😭😭🙏 good days man
2026-09-08 16:01:39
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