I love the idea of God sitting back, watching war and terror on earth, contemplating if he should intervene. And after some thought, he gets up, and for just one brief and valuable moment, he makes his presence known: he goes into Eli’s mind and says “what did the squirrel say when he saw the beer bottle? ‘I’m finna go nuts’” and then he leaves, back to the heavens
2026-09-03 01:56:43
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lo :
do ppl think their thoughts are him??!!😭😭😭😭
2026-09-02 17:48:21
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alex 🦔 :
literally this
2026-09-03 12:00:05
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Victoria ᥫ᭡ :
i finna be in the pit - god
2026-09-03 02:24:25
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indic.a :
The concept of an atheist forcing religion
2026-09-02 23:40:48
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Bleg :
they heard their inner monologue for a split second and thought it was god
2026-09-02 23:12:09
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Ecstasy Skyes :
Theres actually a theory about this. Apparently around 50% of the population does not have a consistent inner monologue, some having no internal monologue at all. So the theory is that when they think and their inner "voice" speaks on occasion they take it as a profound word from external forces bc they cannot conceive their conscious thought having a voice.
2026-09-03 00:31:35
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Rugsworth :
They just roleplaying being friends with Jesus irl 😭😭😭 by themselves 😭😭😭
2026-09-02 22:14:54
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🪬 :
Isn’t this a signal of mental health issues?
2026-09-03 05:18:32
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angell :
“when the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i’m dead as a chile” -jesus probably
2026-09-03 17:44:34
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brenanabitch :
so when they said God talks to them they just meant they have thoughts?!
2026-09-02 21:03:03
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carismindpalace :
ive been diagnosed for less
2026-09-05 00:41:52
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꒰ sergeo ノ ming ꒱ :
it’s genuinely scary how some people just believe their internal dialogue is god talking to them 😭
2026-09-05 01:30:37
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lowrisebootcutjeans :
Nah- God
2026-09-03 18:13:12
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pohn jork :
Jesus using random AAVE???
2026-09-03 06:36:11
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*ੈ✩₊˚mahlet。・*˚✧ :
what do you MEAN jesus was in your room eating a bowl of grapes and figs???😭 this is insane
2026-09-03 19:25:23
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Zohal :
yall rude clearly sum wrong with them
2026-09-03 11:15:14
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ayla :
do these people think their internal dialogue is jesus 💀💀💀💀
2026-09-02 23:48:29
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sarah 🪬 :
the concept of God saying “I’m finna go nuts” 😭
2026-09-03 01:42:45
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aislyn :
i like how God and jesus prioritize humor so helpful
2026-09-02 23:51:49
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Cadence :
But if you like witchy stuff you're called crazy....right
2026-09-03 02:29:13
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