taylortomlinson
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Ronnie The BalloonGirl :
One time a hot guy was offended that I wasn’t falling all over myself at him and he asked “so like why aren’t you into me” and I said “oh, like you’re pretty but then you opened your mouth.”
2026-09-02 19:50:28
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LordhavMercyy :
ain't no one hot enough to prevent me from doing the things that bring me joy.
2026-09-02 20:53:04
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ash :
I had an airport date with a guy I met on a plane back in like 2006 before social media. We had dinner at an airport restaurant and never saw each other again 🤣 I hope he’s doing okay!
2026-09-03 03:02:45
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ManofBoats92 :
Very Minnesotan to woo for a mention of MSP
2026-09-02 19:49:01
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SkötD93 :
that was brutal
2026-09-03 02:31:49
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Archangel :
I volunteer to watch Shrek with you and will buy more chocolate
2026-09-02 23:20:02
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Megan :
I bet the guy is telling his friends “I sat next to Taylor Tomlinson and I got tongue tied and said the DUMBEST thing…”
2026-09-02 22:51:40
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maddy :
I would have looked him up and down and said ‘makes sense to me’
2026-09-02 19:45:45
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Alisse Rumph :
Shrek 2 is the best Shrek. The soundtrack alone is 👌
2026-09-02 20:59:07
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sour cream :
ol’ scotty symmetrical
2026-09-02 19:45:13
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Lavender :
"Yeah, it is surprising. I figured you were from Wichita."
2026-09-02 19:49:47
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MT_millionaire :
So this generated a wide discussion among my friends. As soon as my friends were told it was you who sparked the question, it was unanimously declared that you could eat chocolate and watch Shrek and still hook a hot guy.
2026-09-02 23:28:51
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Molecoiddad :
Most of us would think Taylor is the hot one
2026-09-03 01:21:10
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Oliver :
So not to kill the joke but I’ve said that too as a Minnesotan, not in a were too good to be here way, it’s often in a this place is a frozen wasteland that NOBODY should live in way! It’s shocking people choose to be in -40° weather every year
2026-09-03 01:00:09
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clerr_berr :
Wait. What’s wrong with the corn fields 😂
2026-09-02 19:47:47
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Flow Kaia :
If a hot guy sat next to me and opened up a bag of chocolate chips i would know he is my soulmate
2026-09-03 00:19:59
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🌷ROSIE🌷 :
Scotty Symmetrical 😂
2026-09-02 22:29:07
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McDiesel92 :
I would have said ‘Oh are you here for work or do you live here?’
2026-09-02 20:10:00
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Hollywood :
Love supporting small creators ❤️
2026-09-02 19:49:35
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Trolling101 :
What is funny?
2026-09-02 22:14:32
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Mess Craven :
Still waitin for you to call me, Taylor. That was a fun flight
2026-09-02 19:52:54
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Bobby Freakout :
Christ, a plane flight next to Taylor, watching shrek with snacks! I just hope I had snacks to trade! Oh… I just realised I’m not attractive. 😂🤣
2026-09-02 23:17:46
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(scream) :
Sorry Taylor. I'll make sure to sit somewhere else next time.
2026-09-02 23:14:07
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cabbage :
he just meant the cold
2026-09-02 20:39:17
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Las Vegas Ron :
not funny
2026-09-03 00:35:12
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