Mateo
Region: US
Saturday 05 September 2026 12:45:00 GMT
26132
4736
80
308
Music
Download
Comments
D4nny🍃 :
ah yes 1/100^10 chance for the first item to do something
2026-09-05 13:08:56
189
RTP :
The bleed out spot amulet.... is absolutely overpowered. As there are no rules for bleeding out out of combat :p
2026-09-05 13:02:37
38
Taven Zander :
my party will use those spoiled eggs and terrorize villages, villains and guards
2026-09-05 14:10:46
51
DeadlyTiger48 :
... where'd u get the shirt bro? That's gotta be a thrift store find if I've ever seen one 🤣😭
2026-09-05 21:59:19
2
Captain Trousers :
ring of ducks. it's a ring then when you're wearing it you can speak to duck. but also once you're attuned inexplicable ducks will just appear. they appear regardless of if you're wearing the ring or not
2026-09-05 15:51:49
7
GreyBeardGarage :
2 I just thought of... the amulet/ring of under water water breathing, BUT it doesn't work if it's wet... the invisibility BELL, think a cat collar bell as loud as the salvation army bell, it can't be muffled or silenced and is very sensitive to movement.
2026-09-06 01:37:03
2
Omen_Gloomybun :
I have my favorite cursed item, the Socks of Water walking. They're always wet...
2026-09-05 16:08:48
9
DarkLycan :
nah the level of the monkey scroll should also be a roll. if I hit the 10 d100 in my life I deserve a small chance for a high level scroll
2026-09-05 15:06:26
44
fear_onas :
for the monkey one role for a random spell and just don't tell them what it is. might be fireball might br healing
2026-09-06 02:52:23
0
Heather 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽 :
you shoukd see the shit I gave my party, bwahahahahaha...ring of finger guns, ring of udder chaos, Nicholas' cage, Brittanys' spear. kevins' bacon...
2026-09-06 05:06:27
0
the_laundry_guy :
I can actually imagine the spoiled eggs being useful
2026-09-05 12:52:51
8
Stretch :
my favourite useless item is the bagpipes of invisibility, you are invisible as long as you are playing the bagpipes as loud as possible
2026-09-05 16:56:14
1
Alex van Zanten :
My character was a halfling with a slingshot... you saying I got free 4000 ammo and he can stop getting other ammo..
2026-09-05 19:48:48
4
Drinky :
Ngl I want that bag of holding
2026-09-05 19:17:07
0
Lud Lelud :
you're chaotic-evil 🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-05 16:08:13
1
ripjaw99123 :
ok but what if I just convinced all the enemies to eat said spoiled eggs to see what would happen
2026-09-05 14:40:52
0
RTP :
Ill take 1 armor and sit on a terasque... and crush it. Imagine how much weight it would take to stop it from moving.... and that on the size of me sitting... + featherfall. I would just smash through the terasque sitting on its spine. Yay for a oneshot.
2026-09-05 13:13:32
8
🔔_Media :
no.1 is well useful, bartender tosses you out egg the shit 💩 out of the place and you close the business.
2026-09-05 18:30:41
2
Josh Arnold :
ring of bleed out spot will be in my campaign now
2026-09-05 14:39:08
2
Mylittlesyn :
two commentary, I'm pretty sure the bag of spoiled eggs would be loved by an artificer because that's basically an unlimited source of sulfur... and I wanna say that can easily become a chemical weapon. SECOND a way to ruin the amulet is if you have them read a sign that says "here lay all amulet corpses" and it's just a visual graveyard of a once beautiful sight.
2026-09-06 02:21:45
0
Samael, Lord of the Flies :
Amulet of peak bleed out spot, but with an orc... amulet activates and then the orc decides to go to 1 health
2026-09-06 03:33:38
0
Septumus :
.... spoiled egg Gatling gun with infinite ammo....
2026-09-06 02:07:41
0
To see more videos from user @tater_the_bard, please go to the Tikwm
homepage.
