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shanecoleman67
shane :
I was not properly trained to use that stuff so its not my fault
2026-09-03 03:51:38
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larwth
Rayne :
if I'm doing the stores work, I better be getting an employee discount!
2026-09-03 14:39:28
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18frogs
18 frogs :
It's not my fault the PS5 scanned as 10 pounds of bananas
2026-09-03 23:21:16
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gregthecooker
GregtheCooker :
Fun fact, most active cameras in stores are aimed at cashiers.
2026-09-03 14:39:18
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refreshinglynick
Nick :
Costco self checkout sucks because they have an employee paw all of your shit and slow you down anyway defeating the purpose.
2026-09-03 13:24:48
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shanedonegan5
Shane :
if i try to ring it up and it doesn't scan, im not gunna fight for my life to get it rung up, it just goes in the bag.
2026-09-03 17:40:19
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rachgraha
Rachgraha :
I'm not paying $8/lb for pablano when jalepenos are $1
2026-09-03 14:57:42
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jerryjones2000
JerryJones2000 :
I've had employees at Costco miss scanning stuff because they were talking to other employees. I just proudly walked right out the door with it.
2026-09-03 13:46:10
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solblazeelectronics
Solblaze Electronics :
Costco added self checkout but you have to have a membership to get in anyway.
2026-09-03 09:16:00
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ed.reed242
ed reed :
The stealing section 😂🤣
2026-09-03 19:06:37
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herrhering
Joseph :
say what you want about self checkouts, they're definitely way cheaper no matter how you look at it. CEO is getting a bonus for laying off employees and I'm paying 50% less for groceries. win win
2026-09-04 05:26:22
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nuttymonkey9512
Chris 🇭🇲 :
So sick of all these big businesses only thinking about their profits. Soon you won't even be allowed to steal rolls of toilet paper from the toilets 😡
2026-09-04 00:36:36
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1111_222age
Jester1122 :
I feel like I’m the only one that uses it to buy just a few things. My time gets wasted because so many people use it for a complete grocery haul.
2026-09-03 10:01:36
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rvadaddy
rvadaddy :
People have to ruin everything. I actively avoid stores without self checkout. Why would I want to deal with a slow cashier when I can do it myself?
2026-09-03 18:30:46
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jaywrecks
Jay_Wrecks :
Stealing from billion dollars corporations gives me so much joy.
2026-09-03 18:23:38
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schrodingerwasadiktocats
Echo :
wait so how do we get free stuff now?
2026-09-03 21:40:07
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cskyeagle
cskyeagle :
This is bs self check out is only getting bigger
2026-09-03 04:57:21
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flomoloko2
flomoloko :
The fraud loss outweighed the profit margin and roi of the souless tech. THAT'S why.
2026-09-03 07:54:46
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yella6028
Yella :
“Changing consumer habits” 😏
2026-09-03 02:05:07
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jadysv
JadysVDiamond :
Pay yourself for doing their work. Take all the advantage!!!
2026-09-03 06:10:50
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panru23
panru23 :
How do you steal with self checkout, if you go past the doors with something you didn’t ring doesn’t it start off the alarm?
2026-09-03 14:44:17
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liqrgrl
liqrgrl :
I LOVE self checkout. I'm faster than the employee usually is, I know how I want my things bagged, and I have no interest in interacting with employees
2026-09-03 23:45:21
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rykrom2
Ryker :
I charge a fee for ringing and bagging my groceries 😁
2026-09-03 17:24:08
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vegetablechoppingchannel
Vegetable Chopping Channel :
Walmart does it right, I never want to go back to the old way
2026-09-03 10:57:17
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debiidoll
DebiiDoll :
As a cashier I genuinely don’t care. I don’t get paid enough to try to confront you over a missed item in your cart. Not above charging you for cheaper produce than you are buying. Imma charge you 20¢ for bananas when you’re buying a potatoe. Im struggling too so I get it.
2026-09-04 03:56:17
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