Ngl oral temps piss me off the most. Especially in triage... Taking like 200 temps in a shift, on grown adults who act like they've never had their temperature taken before in their lives 🥲 "UNDER your tongue please" "close your mouth" "stop chewing on the probe" "don't talk please" "stop moving around"... Then the snail pops up 😭
2026-09-03 20:26:58
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Kaylee🫶🏻👩🏻⚕️ :
A few weekends ago we had to do rectal temps every hour… I hate it
2026-09-03 06:58:44
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amber 🖤 :
The way I want to absolutely crash out when the snail mode turns on. I'm already up this dude's butt now this. 😭
2026-09-03 14:32:52
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WubCakes :
When everyone is on the bowel list and needs a suppository
2026-09-03 04:40:02
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janaleevee :
ALWAYS the rectal temp…
2026-09-04 20:17:19
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𝓀ℯ𝓁𝓈ℯ𝓎 :
Gave a suppository yesterday, when I pulled my finger out he farted on it
2026-09-03 19:35:57
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bbushel13 :
I swear they make the rectal ome take extra longer as a cruel joke cause why does it take 5 business days😭
2026-09-03 12:38:16
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Amanda Jo Jones :
Just give me a dang temp sensing Foley bro
2026-09-04 21:43:35
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I told you so :
Me, in triage, with the febrile 2 week old begging the damn thing to hurry up and READ
2026-09-04 12:55:17
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Katie :
This to me is more stressful than the trauma bay. What if it stops and I have to start over?
2026-09-04 17:16:43
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AndThenLowther :
The trauma team is literally watching and waiting so they can go to ct 😳
2026-09-03 09:28:24
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m y r ✌ :
But the fart is coming from me 🫣
2026-09-03 08:20:02
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Jodi Kern :
It takes so long
2026-09-03 13:30:08
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mcfattysac :
Literally the 1000
2026-09-03 20:21:06
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💙ChantemoolahBaby :
Me at 6:26 this morning 🤣
2026-09-04 12:01:08
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Style over Fashion :
The endless spin is cheap batteries not discharging enough amperage, even if the battery icon says they're fine. I brought some Energizer Lithiums from home just to test, and the thermometer in triage didn't have an error all week.
2026-09-03 17:30:21
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Jennifer :
I swear these are the bane of my existence
2026-09-03 18:19:27
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SpicyVicky🍋 :
Then…
2026-09-03 15:05:23
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baking_dopamine :
The bane of my existence 😭
2026-09-04 23:16:52
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Amanda 🐡 :
“Quick temp under the tongue”. I’m a liar. Every time.
2026-09-03 05:36:00
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SemiLunarValve :
this is my favorite part as a nurse
I like to hold eye contact and see who can go longest without blinking🥰
2026-09-03 06:44:07
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Tanner :
I don’t want to know why you have it set to rectal right now…
2026-09-04 16:43:19
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🍌 Hannah banana 🍌 :
🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-03 04:45:44
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Effie Bo Beffie :
😅😅😅
2026-09-03 04:35:09
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