Haha, I had one student who couldn't sit next to any of the girls in class because they were his “exes” (boy-girl seating plan). I said, "Right, who can you sit next to that you haven't dated?" He replied, "I can sit next to you 😂"
2026-09-03 17:06:07
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Unxnown_x :
As a primary teacher, I’ve completely ignored the seating plan drama because WHY is the g in GOAT the only lowercase letter 😭😭
2026-09-03 19:14:56
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J A :
In year 6 we told our cool new young female teacher our crushes in CONFIDENCE the next day we had a new seating plan girl sat us all next to our crushes 😂😭😅😅
2026-09-04 19:23:28
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Sir this is very amusing
2026-09-03 14:59:02
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Badumbumtsh :
met my husband thanks to seating plans 😂
2026-09-03 18:34:03
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TavanahAlexis :
I love that we’re the new adults 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-04 21:12:31
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CMcGMacF21 :
I had a group of first year girls who on a monday would come in and tell me all the gossip. by the end of the year I had chairs ready and a bag of sweets. They loved it and secretly so did I.
2026-09-03 19:40:32
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Ryan :
Guy was seeing a girl and texting another, broke it off with the girlfriend and hasn't done anything about the one he was texting. He's sat in between the two of them in my class
2026-09-05 07:44:23
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claireyfairey3 :
Gotta get your entertainment somewhere 😂😂
2026-09-04 13:24:59
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Soph :
Honestly, the rate these kids "date", you'll be lucky putting someone NOT with their ex!
2026-09-04 17:57:40
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AHAU2125 🇵🇸🕊️ :
Still having Coca Cola. Just a disgrace
2026-09-03 16:46:57
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Paulamc131 :
Not a teacher but a mum to a 13 year old daughter! Oh the dramas! I get the kettle on for her getting home from school because I know there’s gonna be a full on goss 🙌🏻
2026-09-04 12:15:06
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Mrs Sayer :
Our version of Eastenders
2026-09-05 07:36:11
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Nicole Elizabeth :
If I was a teacher I’d do it on purpose 😂
2026-09-04 16:29:22
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Shalina0103 :
your class sounds better than TV 😂😂😂
2026-09-03 23:14:11
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Nicola :
I really want to be in your class
2026-09-03 14:53:29
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Deenah🌺 :
Omg and now were all invested 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this is hilarious!
2026-09-04 21:35:34
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bec98217 :
One teacher sat me next to my school bully. Funnily enough, didn’t say a word in class but changed when around her mates 🙃
2026-09-03 21:39:36
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SHC :
Tung Shafiq enjoys the drama too.
2026-09-03 16:41:19
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Cheeseburger :
Full year of trauma, sitting me in-between the two bullies in the entire year. "Why are your grades getting worse, you need to focus more".......
2026-09-04 09:03:28
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rm 💫 :
on my life i did one today for the y10s have and to redo it first lesson in ☠️
2026-09-03 17:32:10
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bec.moore.FND :
the popcorn too 🤣
2026-09-03 19:22:24
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