not once but twice 😭😭 (analysis in caption) #southpark #kyman #ericcartman #kylebroflovski #heiditurner #postcovid #jealousy #compilation #mrbrightside isn't it crazy how this show had TWO SEPARATE TIMES of Kyle looking at Cartman's relationships with disdain (a common trope in love triangles/unrequited feelings is to have character that should end up with their friend looking at that friend's relationship wistfully or scornfully) and everybody glosses over it? like I'm sure that if that had ever happened with Kyle, Stan and Wendy, style shippers would never keep quiet about it. Kyle trying to break up Heiman, not believing that Yentlman was a legitimate relationship, believing that Cartman went out of his way to have this marriage JUST TO MESS WITH KYLE?? Clearly deep down Kyle seems to think that he should be the one Cartman orbits around which is why he tries to sabotage his relationships, even if he doesn't realize his true feelings. In fact him stealing Heidi from Cartman (also technically stealing Cartman's family...) is likely a projection of his suppressed feelings: he can't admit that he really wants to be with Cartman, so instead he wants what Cartman HAS. Let's also look at these individually. In season 20 Kyle asked Cartman to help him take down Butters, believing Cartman was his last ally. However when Cartman declined, what did Kyle do? Take Butters' side himself, the side which was AGAINST girls. Funny how that works, Kyle wants to help the girls until one of them steals his man... And the way he paid attention to this relationship, more than anyone else to the point even Stan told Kyle it's none of their business. Priceless. Second point, in post covid not only did Kyle slam his fist about Cartman being affectionate withhis wife, but also for SOME REASON brought up the episode in which Cartman gave Kyle AIDS. Need I explain the implication here? We know how it was transmitted (via a syringe), Eric and Kyle both know, but who doesn't know? Yentl. Kyle brings this up completely out of context without elaborating, trying to make Cartman's wife believe that Cartman gave him HIV the "other" most common way that it's transmitted between COUPLES, it's like he's claiming territory, saying "me and your husband have history" to Yentl. Not to mention the way Cartman seemed to have warned her about Kyle, clearly also acknowledging that things between them were different from the rest. Kyman is such an amazing complex ship you guys let's hope that in two weeks time when new south park season begins we get more moments and events worth analyzing 💚❤️ Btw I'm so sorry about that "I'm not a dere..." thing, I made this in July when that sound was still trending 😭 - @yuurerurei