Emily Sarre
Region: US
Thursday 03 September 2026 17:49:35 GMT
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Vivian C. :
If I found out one of my kids went to a “wellness darty” I would IMMEDIATELY stop paying their tuition
2026-09-03 19:00:43
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itsliterallyme :
Nobody wants mono anymore and it’s a bummer.
2026-09-03 18:59:57
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Lexi Nichols :
no i used to pregame my tests, what is going on
2026-09-03 18:58:23
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rebecca💌 :
bc literally help can we just blackout and twerk
2026-09-03 20:11:15
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Miranda Pollitt Weiland :
We were drinking jungle juice out of a plastic bin😭😭😭
2026-09-03 21:53:48
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Macker :
college is fake life and you should appreciate it while you're there. because adulting will bust that ass fast.
2026-09-03 21:41:15
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Chantelle Maglio :
To never know what it feels like to smoke a cigarette in a kiddy pool of natty lite 😭
2026-09-03 19:55:41
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Kate Darc :
A wellness Darty in 2011 would’ve just been some sort of “doctors and nurses” theme party where we barely wore clothes
2026-09-04 01:02:29
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Cassidy :
No because college is the time to avoid vegetables
2026-09-03 18:35:10
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jensen ☆ :
i actually think it’s illegal to put wellness and darty in the same sentence
2026-09-03 17:58:54
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WA303 :
we used to be a real country
2026-09-04 01:22:04
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Grace Olivier :
As a UF grad I couldn’t comprehend it…and then I saw it was at UF 😭
2026-09-03 19:47:57
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🐱 :
No amount of wellness darties, peptides, cleanses, 8pm bedtimes are going to store up enough health/vitality to preserve your youth to use later on. The life you have now won’t exist in 20-30 years. You’re preserving it to never experience what is in front of you NOW. Live your opportunities and life NOW
2026-09-03 19:45:29
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TY MADRIGAL :
I pregamed a spanish final and it was literally the best i EVER scored on any spanish exam 😭😭😭😭
2026-09-03 21:36:50
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Hayley - Orange County Stylist :
They don’t understand that this is the last time they can drink without a crippling hangover
2026-09-03 20:14:23
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Abby :
They’re not making out with random strangers in bars drinking $2 wells and I just KNOW IT
2026-09-03 22:12:46
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Katie :
I’m praying they took shots before off camera and couldn’t post for fear of nationals reprimanding them bc WHAT
2026-09-03 19:25:10
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mr.sweaterman :
the rise of fascism and its consequences 😭
2026-09-03 21:48:23
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Bethany :
They’re no longer in the pursuit of happiness.
2026-09-04 00:52:46
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jenna :
No one knows how to have fun anymore
2026-09-03 19:18:52
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MR :
It’s a conservative right wing pipeline and you can’t convince me otherwise…
2026-09-03 23:39:48
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alexis-michelle 🫧 :
They’ve never cried blackout with their friends about their situationship while sitting on a random tree stump in a frat backyard while a drunk frat bro pretends to mow the lawn
2026-09-03 22:34:16
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Mattie :
My wellness was the 2-4 hours of sleep I got between getting home from a party and starting a darty on game day 🤷🏼♀️
2026-09-03 20:45:47
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1800wildflower :
College is the only time you can survive bi-monthly alcohol poisoning and enjoy it. Don’t take it for granted!!!
2026-09-04 15:32:28
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nikki 😍😍😍😍 :
College was truly the most disgusting I ever was and I don’t regret a minute I wish I was worse
2026-09-04 01:44:15
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