My husband said "two shakes of a lamb's tail" when he was saying something would be done quickly. Then immediately followed with "who am I, my mother?" 🤭
2026-09-03 19:54:08
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Mitchell Payment :
I yell at every new invention built for convenience
2026-09-03 19:04:04
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chanson :
me and a girl was leaving the movieis I said such a massive building what's the square footage I wonder
2026-09-03 20:04:54
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I fr said let’s see the damage after buying a drink✌️
2026-09-03 21:46:56
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Trace Kerr :
“Working hard or hardly working” came out my mouth and they moved me into assisted living
2026-09-04 14:29:52
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peter crouch's left fingernail :
HAHA names liam
2026-09-03 19:04:13
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abbyisfabulous :
Fr though in no universe is opening the boot with a remote more convenient
2026-09-03 19:11:33
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RB🍅 :
At a certain age you say things like this jokingly, untill you are officially pushing 30, then you catch yourself saying things like this
2026-09-08 09:47:34
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Lydia :
Me when I say “we needed this” during a storm
2026-09-03 20:51:43
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m0thclaws :
answered “living the dream” when asked how i was doing at work today
2026-09-09 13:02:15
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Elizabeth Grace 🌙💫 :
I got a little too excited at how well my new vacuum worked
2026-09-03 20:30:42
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Jenny D❤ :
I caught myself saying "kids these days just dont get it"
2026-09-04 16:07:24
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Brayden :
yk youre old when you admire ppl's grass on their yards
2026-09-03 20:43:12
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Ms. Juicyfruit 🍃🥭🍑🍒 :
I was driving past the expensive houses with my girl and my first thought was “how much is the electric?” 😭
2026-09-04 02:08:39
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zx6demon :
NAMES LIAM 🤣 sorry came from one of the other videos
2026-09-03 22:06:22
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🌾AbbeySquidd🌾 :
I told my mom for my birthday, I wanted cleaning supplies. CLEANING SUPPLIES!!!💔💔💔
2026-09-04 16:41:17
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Amber :) :
I was listening to music w some coworkers from the early 2000’s and I said “they js don’t make music like this anymore” ✌🏻
2026-09-04 05:06:35
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JordanM🐎🌻🌾 :
Wait till you ratchet, strap something down, and then you yank it and say, yep, that's not going anywhere🤣🤣
2026-09-04 13:54:39
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Mandi :
I don’t even need to say anything. When I stand up, my knees and back say it for me 😭😭
2026-09-05 03:09:23
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Casper!! :
My mom and I both say similar stuff. Except she'd call people fucking idiots so
2026-09-04 21:18:18
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Colin 3dge :
first
2026-09-03 19:03:00
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Fae @UnholyAngelDust :
no sorry you’re absolutely correct about handles over fobs when it comes to cars
2026-09-03 22:30:25
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