@simonghostriley4228: #cod #simonghostriley #johnsoapmactavish #joke #codmw

ᛑᛗᛛ p3achypayton ᛑᛗᛛ :

It’s pishin it down out here

Alx 💅✨ :

I’m in the coffee shop

Hiraeth 🫀 :

why can't blind men go skydiving?

kay :

awa’ n bile yer heid

🔸Orange blossom🔸 :

i asked you not to tell me

isla_is_stupid28 :

soap! your wasting time what tha frack!

🧼Tommy 👻 :

“A little army humor.” “Very little.” Also we have the same pfp :p

Ainsley.Smith :

jokes on you, I already knew the answer

𝑨𝒅𝒅𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒈𝒉 ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━ ⌖ :

What has two legs and bleed

Daelik :

Why was the strawberry crying?

Lol 😂 :

Whyyy why bro

rook🦇 :

💀: “d’you know how to drive this thing?”

chemmieclips :

“Think I’ll live that long?”

Queenie :

Ya know how to drive this thing?!

ᛑᛗᛛ :

💀: ‘Two goldfish in a tank, one turns to the other and says “anyone know how to drive this thing?”… little army humour?’ 💀: ‘What has two legs and bleeds?’ 🧼: ‘dont tell me.’ 💀: ‘half a dog.’ 🧼: ‘i asked you not to tell me’

D_Co_Tay🆘🇺🇸 :

“Good update. Is the water still wet?”

John "Soap" MacTavish :

I’m alive guys

❀ • ᨶꫝỉꪖꪹꪖ • ❀ :

But why wont the Shrimps share? 😔

Ashley :

What has two legs and bleeds?

Chrissy | Photographer :

Get us a tea maybe

fw_marizzler_ :

I in fact am nerdy enough to understand

Moonlight :

one says to the other..you know how to drive this thing? little army humor?

Ak :

😭ik the refernece

‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ ᴘʜᴇʟɪsʜᴀ ☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ :

mate, you did not need to do that to me

☀️ Kiki ☀️ :