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wulf :
no literally bc why are all men's hypotheticals about assaulting innocent beings?? "i could beat up a chimp" "i could solo 100 kindergarteners" like youre just not a safe person lmfao
2026-09-04 14:28:08
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molly🪨 :
IMO if you haven’t even fought a grown man in the street then you’re not beating a chimpanzee
2026-09-04 12:40:51
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5th7th8thfret :
The person vs dog argument was dumb, average person whoops the average dog 10/10 times, but a chimpanzee solos anyone idc 😭
2026-09-04 14:19:41
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Lauren :
The argument is basically them going “well I think I’m big and strong so I can do it bc my feelings say so” 😭😭
2026-09-04 12:43:29
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James Casio :
You’re not tripping there’s definitely a path. It goes from ego to delusion to hubris to mental illness.
2026-09-04 13:04:10
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gabrielguzumaki :
I think it truly MATTERING to a guy is so obviously a red flag lmao. This is some 2 am faded conversation and they fr getting worked up over it
2026-09-04 21:47:13
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maybe later. :
they keep bringing up nonsensical fight tactics like that chimp aint gon be twisting ur limbs like a rubix cube
2026-09-04 15:05:23
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🧚🏾♀️ :
like 20 years ago some lady just barely survived a chimpanzee attack & her friend was literally STABBING it too.. mind u it ripped off her hands & basically tore her face off
2026-09-04 15:34:01
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grapefruit :
it feels like the same genre of miseducation
2026-09-04 12:33:11
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logan clarke :
Tell me Brian Shaw would lose in a fight to a chimp
2026-09-04 16:23:24
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Nugget :
Tf you even want to fight a chimp for
2026-09-04 22:08:07
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TTuzz :
There’s not a single recorded event in history where a human being has come out on top against an aggressive chimpanzee😭
2026-09-04 15:52:22
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🌜Toby🌛 :
Agreed because why are they wanting to be violent towards an animal?
2026-09-04 14:15:07
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Ada :
I think maybe like 10 out all the humans alive rn could beat a chimpanzee
2026-09-04 09:00:43
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somedudeumet :
Yall ain’t got enough faith in the human race
2026-09-04 15:13:24
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Captain Cart :
I think the only way a regular person could beat a chimp in a 1v1 is if they got some medieval armor and some kind of weapon 😭
2026-09-04 15:04:14
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Jesus :
And I’ve yet to here any of them say “I’m really strong and have martial arts training so I definitely think I’d have a chance” it’s always “I’d win no contest easily cause I’m strong”
2026-09-04 13:34:45
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Velouria :
mfw the chimp bites my bicep off, bypassing my strategy of punching him in the face until I win
2026-09-04 13:19:28
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ℒ✪ᥢ𝓓ყ𝒩 ✮⋆˙ ☮️ :
it's a deeper issue with the rise in toxic masculinity actually, but everyone just says i'm too woke so idk
2026-09-05 01:12:10
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rat :
i remember arguing with my old roomates (who didn’t work out and the tallest one was 5’9) that they could beat reah ripley and brock lessner daughter in a fight??? like they are trained professionals who go to the gym vs my chud roommates who played destiny all day
2026-09-04 20:07:16
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Chandler Smith :
look the best fighters could probably beat a chimp, but they'd have to kill it within literally 2 minutes or they are walking out of it maimed and missing a few fingers and chunks of their face.
2026-09-04 14:15:51
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Chlœ ♡ :
Like they clearly haven’t read about Travis the chimp
2026-09-04 13:20:55
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