By chance were you a c- section baby? because you avoid labor at all costs!!!😂
2026-09-04 15:27:48
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𒉭 * kris deltarune :
"who's your barber?"
2026-09-04 21:32:25
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ironballspartan3 :
“Do you ever feel guilty cashing your cheque?
2026-09-04 13:26:45
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mattiej :
working with you is like working by myself but harder 😂
2026-09-05 20:03:47
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aj.trotter :
“You’re not the dumbest mf on earth but you better hope they don’t die”
2026-09-04 19:12:42
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🥭MaggieMango🥭 :
“Working with you is like working on my own but harder.”
2026-09-04 20:08:36
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erindanielle14 :
Since I do 50% of your job, can I also get 50% of your salary?
2026-09-04 19:40:47
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Mickey :
I ask em if they plan on working today
2026-09-04 17:00:37
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metzari :
1. Yes 2. Yes 3. Leaving on time
2026-09-04 19:12:46
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MrSuddex :
“Is your learning curve a circle?”
2026-09-04 23:19:35
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sophia 🇪🇺 :
i used to be like u hating ppl that don't work, but i realized that i will get paid the same no matter the effort i put in, so i no longer give my 100% if u want my 100% pay me 100% salary
2026-09-04 19:40:05
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𝓢'🍂 :
Ill use these in a group project
2026-09-04 12:55:29
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Joi :
Only good at 1 thing so they been doing it for 5 years, meanwhile I do 7 things daily and always called when they NEED help😂
2026-09-05 15:03:18
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Edna :
Hey man, what did that keyboard do to you?
2026-09-05 14:58:52
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slugirl :
"did you remember to put on your diaper before you decided to act like a baby?" is one i will soon have the oportunity to use
2026-09-04 20:43:33
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Shawn McDeeznuts :
did they cut your hair?
2026-09-05 09:44:47
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TreDay_JusBlow💥 :
G 😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 Folks funny asl
2026-09-05 22:08:11
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Jonah Fowler :
“You dodged a coat hanger for 9 months, I know you can move faster than that” is a good one
2026-09-04 19:03:20
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Juan Reyes :
tell me why I played this loud in the office
2026-09-04 20:03:28
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jaswuw :
And then they tell me I’m being mean 😒
2026-09-04 18:17:39
17
Neo :
Next, questions to ask your Barber before haircut 🤣
2026-09-04 19:56:34
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Butterbeer :
They don’t even show up!!! 😌
2026-09-05 00:32:41
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Vinny :
Then I say back “oh did you get a promotion?”
2026-09-04 15:36:21
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Aiden Steczo :
Added my own twist to some and now HR wants to talk
2026-09-04 18:31:28
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