The Onion
Region: US
Sunday 06 September 2026 17:00:00 GMT
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MyDogsHairyNipples :
thanks a lot obama
2026-09-06 18:53:07
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Luridum :
Hate people that put their lips on the pump. So unsanitary!
2026-09-06 17:39:30
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chr :
Feel bad for the writers of onion. Their job has gotten so hard to come up with satire
2026-09-06 18:06:53
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Michael Shane :
I will go homeless before I stop drinking gas.
2026-09-06 18:05:32
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jackknight :
The cost is so high I had to switch to beer, that stuff is nasty.
2026-09-06 19:28:45
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karnei24seven :
Make America Guzzle Again
2026-09-06 19:01:47
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El Santo :
bro some conservative is going to see this and lose his fucking mind
2026-09-06 19:05:26
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Anders :
How will this affect deep fried gas on a stick at the state fair?
2026-09-06 17:37:00
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GhostlyGoober :
guys, you could always switch to water! it's more environmentally friendly too 👀
2026-09-06 18:18:14
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rayzinnz :
I thought onion was supposed to be satire
2026-09-06 18:16:14
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ChaseKaplanski :
this is unbelievable
2026-09-06 17:03:40
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Jesse C :
they used to have free samples at the pump but those days are long gone
2026-09-06 20:09:28
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MrMalicious :
do you think if I'm the first person to comment "now do a satire version" or something like that, do you think I'll get 30k likes?
2026-09-06 17:04:01
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Tremboozled :
man I remember when drinking gas was affordable.
2026-09-07 00:55:01
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yuki :
this is so wrong, it is for cooking
2026-09-06 17:33:52
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Twigs🌱🐢 :
world so crazy they couldn’t do subtle satire anymore
2026-09-06 17:44:43
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Jr :
Only one word Joe Biden!!
2026-09-07 03:29:51
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picklefuck :
Me with my gas. Ya’ll stay safe tho
2026-09-06 17:39:24
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Hayley’s Comet :
I didn’t realize it was the onion at first lmaoo
2026-09-06 21:02:27
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WithKris :
So gross. Why would you put your mouth on the nozzle, pour it into a cup before drinking
2026-09-06 18:29:11
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Junkyfungus :
I make my own gas😂
2026-09-06 17:36:39
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MaDd GabBs :
Heads up you guys gasoline melts Styrofoam pretty quickly so use glass
2026-09-06 17:49:02
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concorde :
Great, just fucking great. Thanks Teddy.
2026-09-06 21:02:52
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Marshall Waltman :
Idk if it was intentional or not but using styrofoam cups for the gasoline is kinda funny.
2026-09-06 23:13:28
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