that's fine, I'm more looking to be the minion of an evil queen anyway.
2026-09-05 04:23:03
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ElRamsFan :
after 30 you start calling them your emergency contact
2026-09-04 20:58:00
34
wonder :
“Hi, I’d like you to meet my landlord of a seaside theme park and local burger joint”
2026-09-04 20:25:28
112
gods76th :
I’m courting this currently. *points*
2026-09-04 22:18:53
61
Tom Gibbs of the 800 :
partner - if only to watch people twist themselves in knots about needing to know my preferences, I'm Pan
2026-09-05 13:53:30
6
isll595 :
I'm sorry but Calvin would introduce you as "My Lady" or something like that and you know it!
2026-09-29 23:52:58
2
OrzhovQ :
yeah, dating vernacular is weird. I get what you mean, it just sounds juvenile since it's the term we've been using since we were barely able to think straight
2026-09-06 03:19:53
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The_Angry_Celt :
Call them your Familiar.
2026-09-17 18:20:48
4
Luke1175 :
“Bloodpit resident on a weekday pass”
2026-09-04 20:33:17
7
Mecha Behemonaut :
Thank you! I call my partner my wife because we’ve been together for over a decade. We live together, I bought her a ring, she said yes, and we’ve been happily enjoying each other’s company since high school. I’m not going to refer to her as “my girlfriend” she’s nothing shorter than a life partner.
2026-09-04 20:47:43
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Mandy :
In Australia they say "my partner" it sounds so right to me, also I I love that it's genderless 🥰
2026-09-05 17:08:02
4
Timpk7 :
Paramour… all I wanted was yoooooooooooooooou
2026-09-12 01:11:43
1
Cambion Cosmonaut :
I heard someone say "my dove" once and my soul was like YEP😌
2026-09-06 13:04:56
1
mpregolas :
I like "partner" and "my girl", but idk.
2026-09-04 20:44:28
0
Joe :
Hetero lifemate works. I'm down to not go places and prefer staying home
2026-09-04 21:54:59
2
Imnomoon🌒 :
Exactly how i feel, I'm starting to date someone and it's so awkward cuz like I'm 30 soon, that's a grown ass man he's not a boyfriend 💀
2026-09-05 06:33:20
1
Leah :
okay, but talk to us about the daffodil planting
2026-09-04 20:23:53
3
Local Cryptid :
I will say this weirdly ends around 80+. Meeting an older person who refers to their new lover as boyfriend/girlfriend is a small delight. Especially if they are really cute and smitten.
2026-09-05 08:15:00
2
ARANDOMBLACKGUY :
There's a basement? Free room and board? Sign me up!
2026-09-05 00:04:24
0
Zjefferson117 :
You can call me whatever you want, as long as the basement has a well-oiled running wheel, and water bottle that doesn’t drip!
2026-09-04 23:57:04
2
☆Laxrøtti☆ :
I'd say paramour but then I'd think of my goat Haley Williams and her band Paramore so the word feels like it belongs to them ig
2026-09-05 06:42:40
1
Rivir :
Here in NZ, most of us just default to Partner
2026-09-04 20:42:19
1
A-dude-&-3-cats 🇨🇦 :
Really pale✔️Can't leave home✔️3:00am wailing-hour✔️Frequently dressed in Victorian fashion✔️She's a ghost!
2026-09-05 00:29:16
1
D 🇸🇻 :
In the basement?
2026-09-04 20:25:23
1
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