@zomb13gurl: Like thank you for giving us new matching notes #fyp #viral #relateable #funny #xyzbca

sarah :

𝓶𝓮𝓷𝓪𓏲ּ𝄢 :

whenever my friends see him we call him meta ai 😭

annalisa :

Thinking of you at the local bar💚

💽herry :

oh i know BALL

lindseyyrodriguezz :

SLOW AND REVERB IS FRYING MEEE

shitposter101 :

“im in a gay bar drinking a martini. thinkin about you” WHY U IN A GAY BAR AND WHY U THINKIN BOUT ME

Miraaaa :

This one always makes me giggle

Bubonic_Flage :

Like what???

alaina🤯🤯 :

told him i liked radiohead, he said he did too. i go, "what's your favorite song ?" he goes "a puzzle piece falling into place". thought he was fucking with me, he was FULLY deadass.

𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 :

what my ex told me before we got together 🫩😭

ash🐺 :

i broke it off w this guy and told him he needed help. not even 5 minutes later his insta note was “‘You need help’ I will smite you.” and its become my fav thing to say cux its just so stupid

𝒆𝒍𝒍𝒆𝒏 :

My friends talking stage tried to smell lingerie and he wrote lingari 😭😭

Barbara Gordon(#1 Donnie Fan) :

“Your mom has a job??” He genuinely thought my mother didn’t have a job even though I’d told him that she did many times before and he’d been my friend for years😭

kk :

“my biggest red flag…probably that my abs are too rock hard and i’m too sexy” COMPLETELY SERIOUS BTW

˗ˏˋ Mead♡w ˎˊ˗ :

Some guy said “I’m not a bad guy but” so it’s been a running joke around my group

Katelyn :

"my heart is shattered in a million pieces" after me and one of our mutuals told him not to get with a girl that seeks attention from boyfriends then she broke up with him

lynie :

✰bri✰ :

“isn’t india a city in paris?” has been a group banger since sophomore year 😭

secret life of lex :

✶ :

“It’s like you step into the same river but that river will never be the same again 🥺” whatever the fuck that means??

🪩 :

“Not to be creepy… but you’re kinda my dream girl! 🥹” This isn’t really idiotic just cringy if you know the circumstances

everyones_favorite_two :

“I’ll never forget your face btw” bby you never even saw my face???

🎀｡𖦹°‧𝓃𝑒𝑜𝓅𝒶𝓁𝒶❀˖°🎀 :

Mind you my note was about how my printer broke at the worst possible time 🫩🎀