@duudewithtude: Genuinely ROASTING him in colter 😭😭 #rdr2 #foryou #reddeadredemption2 #arthurmorgan #johnmarston

Biggyvegas13🪯 :

How uncle be talking in the epilogue knowing he dont do shit 😭

Solidmorgan1899 :

TO BE FAIR, John was absolutely a mess in those chapters. He neglected Jack and tried to cheat on Abigail with, at the very least, Karen. Though yeah I’m not sure I’d call him lazy

★owen★ :

"you might be the only bastard to ever have half his brains eaten by a wolf and end up more intelligent"😭💔

🌩️ 𝘡𝘌𝘜𝘚 🌩️ :

“maybe instead of cowering behind your woman go out and do some work” when they refuse to bring him on jobs

King Ceaser :

how Uncle describes Lumbago just to avoid work

Alice 🦢 :

Pearson describing his time in the navy to Arthur

🇺🇸Thomas🪖 :

bros mom watched her son play rd once

݁𓈒݂݂𓏴𓏴 ƙ𑄙𝝰࣭۫ :

meanwhile John asked to go on missions but got refused 💔💔

carly :

#deserved

Coyle’s sweaty armpit 🕷️👁️🐑 :

And he was right 😭✌️

kaan. 😹🐝 :

you look like micah 👀

𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕫𝕒𝟘 :

It sounded like Arthur at the end 😭

🦆WESSON🦆 :

Yes fr

banana bonanza :

Jackingmeoff :

Hello Scarface

˚⋆𓊆kim𓊇⋆˚ :

he was catching strays left and right 💀 "can't herd, can't swim.." and my personal favourite "you might be the first bastard ever to have half his brain eaten by a wolf and end up more intelligent" 😭🙏🏻

Roger the Hedgehog Customs :

Bro i thought i was the only one thought this almost sounded like Arthur Voice 😭

Kelp :

In Arthur’s defense John was super-ultra-mega BITCH in the first few chapters, ALWAYS whining, contributed to like, all of 3 major missions (chapter 2 train job+Six Point Cabin raid and chapter 3 horse rustling) and stood 10 toes down neglecting his son and Abigail.

miaᖭི༏ᖫྀ :

this is cracking me up

will📿 :

It lowkey was so hard for me to understand their relationship in the first few chapters my first playthrough

JDC :

He’s mean, then realises that he fits in well with his crew of Charles and Sadie - no brain cells but loyalty top notch gang.

Landon :

Jim Milton to his son Lancelot

Gavin🗣️ :

Akiren :

D1 Degenerate :

Holy pupils