I think it's pretty close, but I'd go chimp. Healthy human vs healthy chimp, I think most people are gonna be more defensive naturally unless you're in survival mode. A territorial chimp would be way more aggressive than a human
2026-09-05 21:22:06
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Wyatt 01ds :
Nah this take is some hot shit
2026-09-15 01:06:08
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KingT :
No, you are wrong. Those were much larger primates the cavemen were fighting. The average chimp could not beat the average bro in a fight. It’s called the indomitable human spirit
2026-09-05 21:04:57
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𖣂︎ :
if they’re steps dont sound like “fi fie fo fum” when they walk i dont wanna hear them say they could beat a chimp
2026-09-11 21:56:26
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scottandrewpk :
jon jones nor any of those dude could beat an ape. They are not going to beat a chimp either in hand to hand combat. They will all get seriously injured. wtf
2026-09-07 21:08:04
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Samuel Elden Ring :
The chimp stomps every time
2026-09-05 21:12:01
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Magix :
Everyone knows the answer is the chimp. It’s the entire reason they show the beast like dudes and say “this guy could do it” like yeah bro there’s a reason you picked that big mfer to go against the AVERAGE chimp. The point was proven before the argument ever started lol
2026-09-05 21:03:25
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Hunter B word :
i think about 2-3% of the population could win, that’s about it
2026-09-07 18:56:09
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Yannick :
6ft +200lbs, with intermediate combat experience, you could compensate thise factors but i got them over the chimp
2026-09-05 18:52:27
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Order-By-Chaos ♾️ :
A man in decent shape who can lift over their body weight can beat the shit out of a chimp. Chimps arent these dangerous creatures you think. Their arms are strong for hanging on trees, their hands cant even make a fist, they dont even know how to throw a punch, their legs are like midgets.
2026-09-05 23:08:12
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Marcus ❌ :
please stop. NO ONE is beating up an APE.
2026-09-08 22:24:14
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