@thethoughtemporium: Senator Mcconnel seen in public for first time after dissappearance #newsupdate #exciting #update #satire #comedy #art #sculpture

Thor-God of Thunder :

he's on eternity leave

🍓 M y n x i x b e r r y 🍓 :

”Hey guys it’s Senator Mitch Mcconnel”

witchytora :

2 months of PAID leave. Most Americans don’t even get two WEEKS…

ᵗᵉᵃˢʸ :

Yeah he’s dead

📚ChelseasBookshelf⚔️ :

Mind you EVERY SINGLE WOMAN EVER never got maternity leave for this long 🤷‍♀️

The Math Tutor :

Nice futurama reference. 😂

cheesehole • following :

They won’t announce he’s dead because that’s a seat the republicans lose

luiskid :

Who is cashing his checks?????

Danielle, possibly, maybe, IDK :

At this point he should be dismissed for dereliction of duty. He doesn't exist in anycase. I will be looking forward to weekend at Mitch's documentary

Steve the Stove :

he's not at work, replace him.

Mara :

he's on eternity leave

Captain Obvious :

It absolutely blows my mind that Republicans are so corrupt they refuse to announce he passed or is unable to fulfill his duties

TheConstruct1 :

Bro needs to be fired

Rachel Clemons :

They need to stop paying him! If he is dead that's fraud and everyone that knows should be held accountable. I know if I didn't show up for work for 2 months, I'd be fired

Kayla Michelle :

So I’ve been following this and help me understand the timeline… he was “in the hospital” and the released AI images as “proof of life” there are paparazzi at both the hospital and his residence and NOBODY SAW HIM GO HOME SOMEHOW??? NOBODY? NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON SAW HIM LEAVE THE HOSPITAL AND RETURN HOME ALTHOUGH JOURNALISTS AND PAPARAZZI WERE AT BOTH OF HIS “KNOWN” LOCATIONS??? Please someone help me make it make sense

Cigarettes For Breakfast :

whats wild to me is that his employees most likely had to sign an NDA and cant talk about his death.

Cyclops :

Lyra | Author/Voiceover :

He’s still getting paid btw.

pandan :

really didn't expect this from the thought emporium but this made me laugh 😭😭

brandonkolano5 :

hes made $30,000 in salary since disappearing

Arthur :

Oh come on he’s just slowly digesting Lindsey Graham

Iskabible :

can't a supreme Court do anything?

Luci♡ :

Marky :

You had me. Let’s not forget the fake AI photos 😭😭