Lachlan Patterson
Region: US
Saturday 05 September 2026 18:45:08 GMT
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CrowKing2016 :
histamine bombs = Avocados Makes your body full of inflamation.
2026-09-06 12:48:20
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Chicago Walks :
They will be ripe for roughly 8 mins while you’re sleeping. 😆
2026-09-05 20:21:11
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SylvieQ :
Same with peaches
2026-09-05 19:49:50
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Trollier than thou :
NZ has tonnes of avocado farms, the ones in the supermarket could break a cricket bat.
2026-09-06 10:57:13
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Jeyqwan :
I quit my job and tend my ‘dos full time brah.
2026-09-05 23:00:22
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Spikeylikey6751600 :
This guy is barely known at all but he low-key funny😂
2026-09-06 00:38:39
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bsftbsft :
I don’t think he knows how avocados work…
2026-09-06 02:55:32
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Rosie :
Haha same with bananas 😂
2026-09-05 21:24:31
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Dannö Unlimited :
so true......but keep them in a bowl of water in the fridge and they'll stay fresh for a solid week.
2026-09-06 13:56:17
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Karamakate :
No one eats straight avocado and says “I love this “, people love guac
2026-09-06 03:35:12
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Vladi :
Not funny at all
2026-09-06 13:17:42
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joeljohnson622 :
I leave them in my fridge so I don't have to eat them all at once , this last bag taught me I only thought I knew what I was doing
2026-09-06 00:36:22
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systematic_control :
True story. I hate these damn things!!! 🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-06 13:32:56
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Chrissy :
It never works out
2026-09-06 01:21:30
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La Mariposa 𓍢ִ໋🦋͙֒ :
Always at my grocery store. Hard as a rock when bought. Rotten when I think it's ready.
2026-09-05 22:49:56
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User4881637284 :
Put them to next to bananas and they’ll be ripe in a day or two. Bananas give off ethylene gas that ripens fruit.
2026-09-05 22:56:43
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Mighty_11.11 :
Brilliant 😂😂😂🫵🏾
2026-09-06 07:38:51
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A_Poole_Boy :
You have to factor in the time it takes to pick them, process them, and then ship them all before they make it to a distribution facility where they get disseminated to all the stores.
2026-09-06 05:13:49
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Mg :
This dude is always funny
2026-09-05 20:28:43
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Jan :
right?? its a total investment, and then its mush, lol
2026-09-05 20:42:31
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Monty Royal :
hell yeah 😄😄😄
2026-09-06 00:08:04
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Simon Tasker :
I was gonna drive to his show but didn’t…. avacado!
2026-09-06 11:33:59
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Whris Callwork :
I seen an Asian comedian make these similar jokes years ago.
2026-09-06 09:08:37
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heidistefan :
dont get me started on papaya😂😳
2026-09-06 01:05:23
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hi_corn_ :
Go to the Mexican market that’s where all the ripe ones are at
2026-09-05 21:12:54
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