Raven :
Claiming you built a half-mile deep doomsday bunker is so detached from physical reality it borders on delusion. Sinking a vertical shaft 2,640 feet into the earth, which is deeper than two Empire State Buildings, requires industrial mining rigs, blasting through solid bedrock, and hauling away 20,000 tons of dirt that would leave an unhideable mountain of earth in your yard. At that depth, ambient rock heat hits 100 degrees Fahrenheit, requiring massive industrial cooling and megawatts of continuous power that those tiny shed solar panels couldn't run for three seconds. Even if a multi-million-dollar vault existed below, a surface nuclear detonation generates a massive seismic shockwave that travels thousands of feet into the bedrock, crushing unreinforced structures and triggering violent rockbursts that collapse the walls inward. Furthermore, a heavy nuclear surface blast creates a crater over 1,000 feet deep and pulverizes the surrounding rock far below that, completely shearing off any deep shafts or access points. To cap off the absolute incompetence, he protected his entry with a flimsy plastic water tank hatch held down by a single cinder block. A nuclear overpressure wave would blow that plastic lid down his shaft like a blowdart, while his rainwater pipeline conveniently channels radioactive black fallout directly into his own drinking supply. He didn't build a nuclear shelter. He built a 2,640-foot vertical coffin with a built-in water feature.
2026-09-06 05:09:33