@nurse.johnn: Sometimes I don’t know if I am seeing what my patients are seeing or I’m just tired. #nursejohnn #nurse #nursing #healthcareworker #comedy
I answered the phone one day and said "can you please help me" instead of " how can I help you".
2026-09-06 01:53:00
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angelicariley8 :
Sat a stop sign because I thought it was a red light 😭 I was internally bitching that it was the longest red light I had ever been in
2026-09-06 04:54:17
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lamala_influencia :
trying to use my badge to get in the door of my place 😭😭
2026-09-06 00:02:59
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elida osorio :
Knocking on the closet doors in my house like im about to go into a patient's room🙄
2026-09-06 01:32:34
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Mel 🖤 :
Me driving after and thinking a red light meant go😭
2026-09-06 00:06:41
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Ophelia Cox :
I was working in an ED and as a waitress one time because BILLS. I was getting orders from my Dr and I said “no problem and what kind of toast would you like with that today”
2026-09-06 01:44:47
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Rebel🇺🇲♥️ :
Iv sprinkled chili powder on top of an apple pie instead of cinnamon
2026-09-06 01:23:03
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Bobbi :
Knocked on my own door before opening it
2026-09-06 05:21:28
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Ani 🇬🇪 :
in a hospital pharmacy at the window I told emt "thank you for calling pharmacy how can I help you?" instead of hello
2026-09-07 08:27:57
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SuperB!tch!!! :
this is how I feel right now going into my 4th night shift this week after working another job for a few hours before and being a single mom. I don't even know my name
2026-09-06 00:48:19
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brownebridget :
Not you holding the knife upside down
2026-09-06 01:05:35
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A D A M 📚 L Y N :
I opened a drawer to get an oven mitt outta it, went to the stove, then turned to get a bowl and ran into the open drawer….and immediately raged wondering who left it open 🤦🏻♀️
2026-09-06 00:39:08
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VannnnyQt :
One time I kept tapping my access card at the elevator buttons thank god no one saw 😭
2026-09-05 23:57:56
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Flosams :
I even honked at a police car in front of me since they were slow
2026-09-07 07:20:22
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norahdrissi :
my mom called me and i answered with dr please check the chart she hung up on me and i didn't know it was her until she sent me a text saying u gotta chill with the night shifts🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-06 16:38:50
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Loks M gang :
10 to 6 me too
2026-09-07 08:14:24
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mint :
nah bc working night shifts I started seeing the ghosts my coworkers and customers claimed to see. at first I thought they were fucking with me until I saw it
2026-09-07 08:28:14
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Kimmy :
Woke up and “answered” my alarm and said my opening spiel. I was a call center agent.
2026-09-06 12:43:50
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Aurora323 :
Back when cell phones and cordless phones looked similar I accidentally brought my house phone to work with me. I also brought the tv remote before 🤣
2026-09-06 00:48:26
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Maeve :
Answered my personal phone "Hello *** building ward # (my name) and the receptionist from my pcp office goes "Oh hon I was calling to see about rescheduling your appointment but I'm going to leave you on the schedule and call someone else, maybe try and get some sleep." Thank god I'd known her for years already or that coulda turned into a grippy sock vaca🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-07 00:20:19
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Taniaouellette :
I once kept looking for a tiny cup to put MY meds in so I can give it to my patient…
2026-09-06 00:03:50
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RavenHoney :
Waiting for the stop sign to turn green. 😭
2026-09-06 05:06:24
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jasmine :
im at that one point
2026-09-06 00:04:01
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Tina :
No cuz I came home from night shift last night and I cracked 4 eggs and tell me why those eggs fell on the floor on its own. I wanted to freaking cry. Cuz how did they just fall on the floor.
2026-09-05 23:58:03
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Skyyyyyyy__ :
Me being so tired, I stopped at a green light and was confused when people were honking, coming off a 15 hour shift 😭
2026-09-06 01:52:19
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