@myths_and_stories: in a rush, they gathered the jars constituting his preserved remains— eye slices, lung fragments... samples of skin, hairs, nose tissues— and placed them together atop a sacred pedestal, adorned with a menagerie of wildflowers from across their native lands. though pragmatists, men of science they were, in this moment they exercised benevolence. with shaky hands, the eldest of them grasped a worn set of wooden beads, massaging them between his fingers... then, with the slightest of bows, he beckoned the others to join him in prayer. it was a bit like akira, from the movie "akira." then, in a burst of light, the jars shattered, spilling their contents across the ground. actually, it was pretty much exactly like akira, from the movie "akira." before them, the cauliflower dog, who in their hubris they had neutralized, dissected, and scrutinized to the furthest extent permissible by the geneva conventions, now stood confidently before them... and in his eyes, shone not pity, nor contempt, but tranquility; as if, after years spent lying in wait, the inevitable had now come to pass. one amongst their retinue, a communications intern swept in by circumstance, grinned snidely: *they just copied akira from the movie akira, didn't they,* he thought to himself. sensing this, the cauliflower dog reconstituted his molecules into a plate of microwaved hot dog pieces, which he proceeded to engorge himself on. the remaining scientists fell to their knees, heads bowed in unyielding devotion. (from ig @ kimmillk)

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