Sorry he’s busy saving Keith Lee and his family (only) from a crash!!
2026-09-07 06:48:16
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m :
forcing someone into a conversation abt jesus when they can’t walk away gotta be cruel and unusual
2026-09-07 13:08:50
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titaniumchest :
i don’t think that’s how that works
2026-09-08 19:32:37
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Caradwyn 🇺🇸🆘 :
Mind you he couldn’t even do anything about slavery
2026-09-07 05:27:09
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Kaylascreations.art :
Hilarious. Like yeah, ok, if he can heal you, why did he paralyze you in the first place? Was he bored that day?
2026-09-07 00:09:38
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🫥 :
what is he waiting on? does he take labor day off?
2026-09-07 02:10:50
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Priscilla | Finds & Faves :
Me when someone said Jesus will heal me so I can get pregnant…..I don’t have a uterus
2026-09-07 01:25:02
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Creampuffs :
And of course any form of paralysis is not god’s doing unless it’s the healing part
2026-09-07 01:48:41
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Lauracrxufff :
He’s busy refilling hairsprays rn
2026-09-08 15:56:08
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Yuri Enjoyer :
its me im jesus, ill do it for million dollar
2026-09-06 23:53:58
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idontlikeu :
Keith lee will pray for you
2026-09-07 14:54:15
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Margi 👀 :
But you have to buy the mega church pastor a new yacht first
2026-09-07 13:19:34
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bubba.sol25 :
sucks that God isn't a genie.
2026-09-07 18:47:59
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Isha :
super religious people were the first form of rage bait introduced to the world
2026-09-08 04:08:24
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🌻 :
Sorry he’s busy refilling my hairspray
2026-09-08 11:39:50
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kerryeatsit :
then they’ll tell you it was just in your plan to be paralyzed
2026-09-08 10:13:45
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Sons0fAnxiety :
Religion pisses me off soo much LOOOOOOL girl you have an amazing sense of humour
2026-09-08 12:47:05
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Novelisticlife :
“So you’re saying your god put me in this chair”?
2026-09-07 12:52:40
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Saffie :
as a doctor, i’m so sorry. i never understood this..telling a paralyzed person that jesus will heal them is such a fascinating way of making their disability responsible for defending your theology. because if she isn’t healed, what’s the explanation? she didn’t pray hard enough? didn’t believe enough? god said no? somehow every answer protects god, and none of them protect the person you just made a promise to on his behalf?
2026-09-07 17:16:58
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Eilidh :
it's interesting how miracles just completely disappeared around the same time as the invention of the camera
2026-09-07 09:12:26
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sashamariesanders :
My niece has a level 3 autistic child amd is always praying on Facebook that Jesus will "heal" her. Ummm, when has he ever cured an autistic person?
2026-09-07 00:06:43
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Kelly Noel :
I’d be like… so is he waiting for the right moment or something?
2026-09-07 09:32:31
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liz :
girl i’m so sorry they found you already
2026-09-06 23:44:55
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