@thebombsquadpod: A sperm bank employee in Bakersfield, CA was reportedly caught on surveillance video removing patient specimens from storage and drinking them like tequila shots. 27 year old Agatha Bristol had only been on the job for three months before staff noticed samples going missing from refrigerated storage once or twice a week.
Is this kidnapping, bank robbery, or just drinking in the job?
2026-09-08 17:37:15
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Nickag1977 :
No — the story in that screenshot is fake. I dug into it because the claim is circulating again right now.
* There is no credible evidence that a 27-year-old “Agatha Bristol” worked at a Bakersfield sperm bank and stole/drank patient specimens.
* There is no verified arrest, police report, court case, or statement from a Bakersfield fertility facility matching the story.
* The exact same bizarre story was already circulating online in February 2023, including the name “Agatha Bristol,” the three-month employment claim, Bakersfield location, surveillance footage, and alleged drinking of samples. It was traced to a site described as a fake-news website.
* Some of the images being passed around as evidence have also been identified as AI-generated.
There’s also a major scientific red flag: legitimate sperm-bank specimens are generally cryopreserved in liquid nitrogen at about −196°C, rather than sitting in an ordinary refrigerator as the viral story describes.
So the TikTok/Instagram post is basically an old internet hoax being recycled as if it were a new 2026 news story. The “325 comments” and huge engagement don’t make it any more legitimate.
2026-09-08 23:40:17
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bojibear :
if you do what you love you never work a day in your life
2026-09-08 05:17:13
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r3dneck :
imagine her burping around u killed me
2026-09-08 19:55:22
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TerryVanP.W. :
wow. I officially am not surprised anymore.
2026-09-09 13:44:02
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Yorkshire_Saffa :
come again? I don't think i heard that correctly...
2026-09-08 07:53:58
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dock gamer :
she got sacked for drinking on the job.
2026-09-08 12:26:25
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Aaron :
#grrrmondays
2026-09-07 23:01:46
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Mike Thompson :
okay, the burp one wasn't necessary. I'm drinking a coffee right now. I don't need that. 😂
2026-09-09 12:42:02
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tommy :
Would this be bank robbery
2026-09-08 13:36:41
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ianc66 :
I’m getting heartburn 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-07 20:03:20
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eoghanobrien65 :
well that's new
2026-09-09 01:33:13
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Chr15_Not_Fr4nk :
that's mass murder 😂
2026-09-08 08:24:33
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Smurfe :
ok have i scrolled too far? where tf am I? 🤣
2026-09-08 15:54:06
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danryan330e :
would that be classed as kidnapping haha
2026-09-08 11:42:38
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Harps :
She robbed a bank?!
2026-09-08 16:42:52
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Scenic City Bonding :
that's crazy!!! so like what is she doing now? is she looking for another job? does she have like a Instagram or something?
2026-09-08 18:33:31
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dazzag164 :
Don’t think I can be shocked anymore , this worlds bonkers
2026-09-08 08:04:24
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Patrick Tangney :
That’s enough internet for today 🤣
2026-09-08 20:21:53
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