I feel like he would say "Father, unhand me with your filthy hands."
2026-09-07 23:54:57
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Noelle :
“He’s never bit me” 😭. I get it though. Non cat owners don’t know that there’s a difference between play bite and mean bite.
2026-09-08 01:00:43
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Mar-jay :
Am I the only one who’s been waiting for Chef to start talking?
2026-09-08 01:23:14
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bridgetjoneslovesbooks :
You gotta train him to sit on your shoulder so he can launch missiles.
2026-09-07 23:48:52
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Jacob Ashley :
I can't wait to hear what he has to say about this video
2026-09-08 00:19:50
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Runningwiththedevil95 :
"yes, father these morbid mortals are no longer allowed my presence."
is what im hearing at the end. 😂👏
2026-09-07 23:52:39
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Arezu FeyziFit :
My cat never let me do that since she was a kitten I could never hold her more than a second 🥲 but she doesn’t bite me because I acted like it hurts me
2026-09-08 11:53:30
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𓄂Roya :
Oh…my cat bit me once - I bit her back. It’s been 10 years and she hasn’t tried biting me again since 😅
2026-09-08 03:00:42
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hdsghhcvbjvvb :
so his only violence is with his words
2026-09-07 23:45:51
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Ally :
I fling mine over my shoulder and take him to different rooms to do daily sniff inspections of items old & new
2026-09-08 09:05:39
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markiepretino :
The sword on the floor…..😂😂😂
2026-09-09 11:37:53
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SpotlightX :
i do the same with My Kawasaki
2026-09-07 23:55:58
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Just Natasha in Oklahoma :
I love seeing you become a cat guy 🥰
2026-09-09 02:56:03
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Antonio Guido :
His inner dialogue says otherwise 😂
2026-09-09 13:22:10
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JoaniMac1 :
But he judges you! 😂
2026-09-09 13:00:17
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❤️💐Jules💐❤️ :
what's funny is all I can do is hear his sarcastic comments in his chef voice lol
2026-09-08 00:41:20
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Talitha Fleenor :
Chef is going to be so mad that you posted this 😬
2026-09-08 03:26:24
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Cozy :
Both of mine are also equally desensitized and are the best 🙂↕️
2026-09-07 23:41:26
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jfkatie_ :
They want to be held like a purse
2026-09-07 23:39:38
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user9626801744318 :
Truly though, this makes my two cats absolute celebrities when they go to the vet lol. I have "bothered" them constantly since they were young, gotten them used to nail clippings, and they both love their carriers. I also have to give each of them meds daily and neither is bothered by it. It makes me feel so much more secure in case of an emergency - I have been in a fire evacuation situation and both came to me immediately when their names were called & went into their carriers with little issue. Desensitize your cats!! You never know when it's a matter of saving their lives 🐈
2026-09-09 07:20:59
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ladyavianastarlight :
Am I the only one that sees this?
2026-09-08 23:29:22
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Ike333 :
Lil dungeon Carl reference I see you over there
2026-09-08 03:18:29
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Leslie Core 🌈 🇨🇦 :
Boy cats everyone. This is harder with girl cats 😂 Mine doesn't bite but she buries her head and laments the entire time. Did it since she was a kitten but she never got used to it 😂
2026-09-08 14:30:50
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