@vibe_samurai: Childhood was basically one long psychedelic experience nobody warned us about. The moon followed us. Television happened live. Adults knew what they were doing. That last one was by far the most delusional. Send this to someone you were stupid with as a kid, then tell me the craziest thing you believed. If you were the kid who never stopped asking weird questions, you’ll probably feel at home inside the Omnivore Club. If your adult brain needs some private untangling, book a Private Clarity Session. More strange thoughts on Substack. Everything is in the link in my bio. #KidLogic #ChildhoodMemories #Nostalgia #ComedyReels #VibeSamurai
I thought that when I was listening to music the band was inside the speakers 😆.
2026-09-08 06:09:28
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user1844053096600 :
I thought many silly things but one of silliest was, I couldn’t wait to grow up so I could drive until I reached the end of the world so that I could feel the wall of the earth, I wanted to know what it was made of
2026-09-08 04:27:51
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Michael November 11:11 :
Well you are not wrong. They need to reduce their consciousness just to fit in and understand others on lower states of consciousness.
2026-09-08 05:06:49
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HunterDaSage17 :
I thought everyone on tv was wearing a mask
2026-09-08 03:15:56
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batjoke1327 :
Conversations with you must be awesome.
2026-09-08 03:14:10
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Michael 🇨🇦 :
I used to think grandchildren were old children [Innocent]
2026-09-08 09:55:01
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It's.maropeng :
I think about this alot , children are experiencing LIFE extremely raw 😭✨
2026-09-08 00:22:30
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Old-Grouch :
Those are better than mine. When I was little, I thought that dogs were the boys and cats were the girls.
2026-09-08 00:25:24
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Paracelsus :
I once heard that children are "small drunk adults".
2026-09-08 03:02:24
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pgp :
I also believed the moon followed the car lol
2026-09-08 01:44:17
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lets.do.the.right.thing ✝️🌎 :
AWESOME THINKING 🥰
2026-09-08 01:24:16
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Daniel :
I thought the moon was made of cheese..now plasma.. 50 yo man that basically believes nothing.
2026-09-08 06:49:44
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Essence of Spiritual Balance :
I believe giants controlled the world and we were the minions!
2026-09-08 01:57:55
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benidol01 :
thinking our parents will live forever
2026-09-08 04:46:07
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Bean :
Ignorance is bliss. I thought my parents knew it all and when I got older, I would magically gain so much knowledge, ha!
2026-09-08 03:09:26
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shanbrightlikeadiamond19 :
Haha! Love it and well said 😁
2026-09-08 02:35:51
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Marty 🇨🇦 :
Man, I think we could be friends😁
2026-09-08 11:25:19
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scott :
the trick is to keep that childhood wonder never grow up always be amazed by the universe
2026-09-08 05:19:16
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tekzero333 :
lol love your mine I thought I was the only real person When I was a kid Everyone just stopped when I wasn't around
2026-09-08 00:32:47
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SAM :
I thought the moon was following our car as well 😂
2026-09-08 14:27:07
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Mathlete :
When I was a kid I thought that my birthday was unique to me. Like no one else could be born on that day- it was my own. I was so confused when I met another kid with the same birthday 😂
2026-09-08 02:19:18
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Krayon :
I honestly believed that everything would always stay the way it was. I didn’t realize that people would die, divorce, move away, ect. 🥺🥺🥺
2026-09-08 00:39:20
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sunny :
cute 😁😆
2026-09-08 00:53:20
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Trixie :
Lol! My daughter thinks TV and movies are live 😂
2026-09-08 00:44:40
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African child :
When I went to the grocery store and saw someone buy e.g milk and meat I would be mind blown wondering how can someone eat milk and bread as a meal😅😅😅
2026-09-08 04:50:34
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