@vibe_samurai: Childhood was basically one long psychedelic experience nobody warned us about. The moon followed us. Television happened live. Adults knew what they were doing. That last one was by far the most delusional. Send this to someone you were stupid with as a kid, then tell me the craziest thing you believed. If you were the kid who never stopped asking weird questions, you’ll probably feel at home inside the Omnivore Club. If your adult brain needs some private untangling, book a Private Clarity Session. More strange thoughts on Substack. Everything is in the link in my bio. #KidLogic #ChildhoodMemories #Nostalgia #ComedyReels #VibeSamurai

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maritzablasquezsalmon
Maritza Blasquez :
I thought that when I was listening to music the band was inside the speakers 😆.
2026-09-08 06:09:28
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machine590
user1844053096600 :
I thought many silly things but one of silliest was, I couldn’t wait to grow up so I could drive until I reached the end of the world so that I could feel the wall of the earth, I wanted to know what it was made of
2026-09-08 04:27:51
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michael_november
Michael November 11:11 :
Well you are not wrong. They need to reduce their consciousness just to fit in and understand others on lower states of consciousness.
2026-09-08 05:06:49
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hunterdasage17
HunterDaSage17 :
I thought everyone on tv was wearing a mask
2026-09-08 03:15:56
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batjoke1327
batjoke1327 :
Conversations with you must be awesome.
2026-09-08 03:14:10
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michaelai2026
Michael 🇨🇦 :
I used to think grandchildren were old children [Innocent]
2026-09-08 09:55:01
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itsmaropeng
It's.maropeng :
I think about this alot , children are experiencing LIFE extremely raw 😭✨
2026-09-08 00:22:30
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old_grouchy_grouch
Old-Grouch :
Those are better than mine. When I was little, I thought that dogs were the boys and cats were the girls.
2026-09-08 00:25:24
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user10812955844101
Paracelsus :
I once heard that children are "small drunk adults".
2026-09-08 03:02:24
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pdebp
pgp :
I also believed the moon followed the car lol
2026-09-08 01:44:17
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lets.do.the.right.thing
lets.do.the.right.thing ✝️🌎 :
AWESOME THINKING 🥰
2026-09-08 01:24:16
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daniel_daniel1211
Daniel :
I thought the moon was made of cheese..now plasma.. 50 yo man that basically believes nothing.
2026-09-08 06:49:44
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jazzy13991
Essence of Spiritual Balance :
I believe giants controlled the world and we were the minions!
2026-09-08 01:57:55
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benidul
benidol01 :
thinking our parents will live forever
2026-09-08 04:46:07
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bean14776
Bean :
Ignorance is bliss. I thought my parents knew it all and when I got older, I would magically gain so much knowledge, ha!
2026-09-08 03:09:26
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shanbrightlikeadiamond19
shanbrightlikeadiamond19 :
Haha! Love it and well said 😁
2026-09-08 02:35:51
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cabman007
Marty 🇨🇦 :
Man, I think we could be friends😁
2026-09-08 11:25:19
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scottzac8.8008
scott :
the trick is to keep that childhood wonder never grow up always be amazed by the universe
2026-09-08 05:19:16
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tekzero333
tekzero333 :
lol love your mine I thought I was the only real person When I was a kid Everyone just stopped when I wasn't around
2026-09-08 00:32:47
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sarahmorgan0358
SAM :
I thought the moon was following our car as well 😂
2026-09-08 14:27:07
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mathlete1
Mathlete :
When I was a kid I thought that my birthday was unique to me. Like no one else could be born on that day- it was my own. I was so confused when I met another kid with the same birthday 😂
2026-09-08 02:19:18
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kldib2
Krayon :
I honestly believed that everything would always stay the way it was. I didn’t realize that people would die, divorce, move away, ect. 🥺🥺🥺
2026-09-08 00:39:20
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sonalmallya
sunny :
cute 😁😆
2026-09-08 00:53:20
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justmecanada
Trixie :
Lol! My daughter thinks TV and movies are live 😂
2026-09-08 00:44:40
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african.child889
African child :
When I went to the grocery store and saw someone buy e.g milk and meat I would be mind blown wondering how can someone eat milk and bread as a meal😅😅😅
2026-09-08 04:50:34
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