Idk the yoni egg falling out of a patients pants and my coworker grabbing it and and handing it back to her still haunts me.
2026-09-16 03:28:23
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Gxby_16 :
The new doctor dropped a diamond bur down a kids throat 💀
2026-09-15 23:49:04
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Dr.Fazli :
Patient farted during an extraction, blamed me, and left a 1-star Google review saying ‘dentist made the room smell weird
2026-09-08 10:20:21
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126 :
A fly flew out of a pts mouth. He tried to claim he rode his motorcycle to his appointment… we found larva behind #2. I took the rest of the week off.
2026-09-09 03:57:58
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Francescka Eason :
I had a special needs pt bite down on a mirror and it cracked the mirror into a million pieces. We tried get all glass out but he kept chewing on it. I felt like we were in the scene when grinch is chomping on glass. It was terrifying!!!!
2026-09-16 16:03:50
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Bella hankins :
Pt swallowed his veneer. Pooped the veneer out. And brought it back for us to recement.
2026-09-16 17:50:39
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acorona :
A patient grabbed all the Valentine’s Day decorations I had around the front desk, ripped them off, threw them all over the floor, then came behind my desk trying to fight me… all because I asked her to pay her copay…. And then the following week, she came back into the office with a rose to apologize
2026-09-15 04:05:07
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CHAOTIC KATE 🧸🩷 :
A patients phone was ringing as we were finishing treatment, we told him to go ahead as we were done! He proceeds to get into it with someone, hangs up the phone, then looks at us and says “sorry that was my girlfriend. She just told me I’m not the father of our child.” Literally the only thing I could think to say was “I’m so sorry, at least your front tooth is fixed” 🫠
2026-09-16 01:18:55
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Kyeshia Hayward :
Was working in an autistic 18 year old guy. Nonverbal. 6’5” and probably 300lbs. Mind you I’m 5’4” and maybe 115lbs. Pt was calm for about HALF the appt. Out of nowhere he grabbed me by the scrub top and threw me into the wall behind me. Couldn’t breathe and my back ended up hurting really bad. Told the pts parents he couldn’t come back anymore
2026-09-15 14:53:26
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shannontwill :
middle aged man came in with his elderly mother. he waited out in the waiting room, tossed me a bag and said “so her diaper needs to be changed and she needs help w it”… proceeded to stare at me when i didn’t go help and said, “can you please do your job and help her??” SORRY NO I CANT CHANGE YOUR MOTHERS DIRTY DIAPER
2026-09-18 18:40:36
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KT :
Have to explain to patients we can’t share toothbrushes with our cats
2026-09-15 03:01:37
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Duds :
So these comments are telling me that if I don’t brush before an appointment it’s not that bad 😂
2026-09-21 01:30:52
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beyondthetattoos :
Maggots in the sinus. We were doing a sinus lift, and when my doctor went to lift it, they started coming out of the nostril.
2026-09-15 22:56:42
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Mahrandom :
Lice…adult lice…crawling out of a little girl’s hair onto her forehead and back in her hair. WHILE I was cleaning her 😳
2026-09-15 20:46:19
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Ashley Thompson Trax :
A pt got up out of the chair and poop fell out of his pants. He picked it up and walked it to the bathroom 😱
2026-09-15 14:26:54
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Peter Shoulders :
I was assisting an extraction and the patient, who told us he had a brain injury in the beginning, swung his hand around slapped and then grabbed my ass. Held on for a second. And when I said ‘let’s not do that’ he said ‘sorry brain injury’. Sir… 😒 you drove yourself here, you know what you’re doing.
2026-09-18 23:51:50
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brightlinetravel :
A guy came in and pulled out his front tooth. It was a peanut. He whittled it into a tooth
2026-09-18 21:37:51
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gingerrudy4 :
A patient had a pet flying squirrel in her shirt and it stuck its head out while I was packing cord 😳
2026-09-15 23:01:56
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Travieza :
Me in the comments
2026-09-20 23:50:05
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Haley Baggett :
Oh way too many to count. One of the craziest though was when I asked a kid what class he was getting to skip (appt was during day on weekday). He said he was suspended because he was a “suspected school sh**ter” I said OH. and just cleaned his teeth.
2026-09-20 02:08:17
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Zoë🧘🏾♀️ :
A doctor made me cry cus at first he looked really intimidating and was rude asf ( when I was a baby DA) my coworkers were comforting me and telling me he’s rude to every new person. That night I found his instagram and he was posted up in thongs, lingerie , and full faces of makeup while cosplaying as a reviled straight white man at work. My coworkers then ended up telling me that’s why they’re not scared of him anymore cus they found his instagram too and they can’t take him seriously 😂😂😂😂😂😂 after that he came in the next day peeped my energy was off towards him and wasn’t scared. Giggled everytime he walked by and he went in the office and quit. My manager text the group chat and said “the witch is gone” we had a party the next day 😭😭😭😭😭
2026-09-19 12:56:26
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kt 🐉🧚♂️🦇 :
I had a pt who had just gotten out of prison and wanted new dentures so we did exam and dr left me to do the rest of the appointment by myself and he starts telling me about getting out of prison and so I told him congrats and I hope he gets a fresh start and he then tells me, unprompted, “yeah I killed someone” and I told him “oh it happens” then he tried to set me up on a date with his son. Mind you I’m 7 months pregnant and married. It became a running joke in the office, everytime something really bad happened everyone would say “it happens”
2026-09-17 03:32:15
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Saudi’s spam 🦷 :
Not the craziest thing, but I’ll never forget when a patient said to me, “Damn, every time I see you, you keep getting bigger.” 😭
I knew right then it was time to LOCK IN. 😂
Fast forward a year, I see her again and the first thing she says is, “Oh wow! What’s your secret? You’ve lost so much weight!”
Yeah… I definitely heard you the first time. 😭😂 But look at me now! 🥹✨
2026-09-19 20:56:42
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Tonya :
I was doing a cleaning on an older lady in a house dress with pockets on the front. Mid cleaning, 4 large cockroaches came out of her pocket and crawled up her chest. I casually flicked them off in the floor and stepped on them. I didn’t want to embarrass her 😞
2026-09-18 13:28:15
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itsbabyrain :
I was helping an older patient with his online forms……….. his phone was lagging….. it was an android idk what I clicked on but p*rn started playing and it was loud I had a hard time turning it off 😭😭😭
2026-09-17 04:23:25
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