@barrettispaghetti: We love Anakin! A lot of people- most people probably know him as LORD. VADER. Darth. He’s a great guy, frankly and maybe he did kill the younglings- I don’t know, what are they saying? Looks like they’re saying he did but does that make him a bad guy? Probably not. Probably not. I told him “It seems in your post Padme depression you force choked the younglings…” and he was pretty upset. Frankly, I don’t think he remembered doing it and I feel bad for the guy. Make the empire great again and Abeloth bless the construction of death Staralago 2!! M.E.G.A. 👍👍 -Emperor Palpatine @start.ripping #starwars #truecrime #podcast #comedy

Big Mac Jack :

Imagine the younglings as ceramic vases for a second

Lastman :

Fumbling Padme would definitely make me slaughter some younglings

NickO’TimePlumbing :

Yall dont miss

Lee :

Fucking amazing.

Micah Perryman :

How fast I caught the reference

skldmarc :

Post padme sithchosis

Sev3900 :

Astroidology 😭😭😭

LunaTheLunatic :

Mom's out here order 66'ing babies and kids yet worried about our new space uniforms 😂

aytacotaco :

Feels like there’s some subtext going on here…

JohnnyOneStep :

I've seen alot of evidence and I'm pretty sure the council made him do it.

Paintball eddie :

From his point of view, the Jedi are evil!

Tater :

I have no one to send this to you. That would understand the context of why I would send this to them.

joshwiththesubarus :

I’m dead

pickle :

this COULD be the funniest shit ever😭 omd

BreadBrobin :

im in pre-padme depression. tryna be in that current padme depression.

nanananana5247 :

Anakin… we saw the hologram footage

Judas :

This is why the empire is way better.

Megan :

I had post padme psychosis and it was horrible. The people that hate Anakin have obviously never had post padme psychosis

Matt Forsyth918 :

More accurate than an imperial stormtroopers.💯

M1N1Potato :

Han with his actual blaster then theres Padme just whipping out the 9mm

banq_7 :

James Flynn :

People will legit forget or IGNORE he wiped put a whole Tusken village out of revenge, including kids and women too long before he became Vader.

Vincent :

dont forget what the youngling said, "Jedi knight Skywalker, there are too many of them, what do we do?"

Chuck :

Let me just briefly explain Revenge of The Sith- uhm- plot line, because at the time, we wrote articles about it because— the media said “we don’t understand this! What- thi- this makes no sense!”The most popular of the three prequels. They made total sense! Emperor Palpatine— was a little known senator from Naboo, small planet. He finances—TERRORISTS to attack the planet. And then he plays victim, and says— says that the pacifist Republic isn’t doing enough to help him, with the terrorist invasio— the Trade Federation invasion, uhhh- and- who even speak in chinese accents it’s all geopolitical— And so uh, yeah little aliens with chinese accents, uh he then goes and complains and catapults himself into the crisis, into the role of Chancellor. Cause y’know he was the victim, but now he- he demanded something be done, he’d been a pacifist previously. Now he’s chancellor, episode 2, launches terror attacks— uhmm, all over the galaxy, with groups HE’s secretly financing through his backers— in the trade federation that he turns around and double crosses in the end—, uhhh papa palps voice “AUGHH LORD VADER KILL VICEROY GUNRAY AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THE F—,” So basically in the end they knock out all of the people that backed em, which always happens- Nazi Germany, Soviet Russia, Mao’s China- learn from history. THEN in episode— eheuh— so he uses THAT to build up the power of the Empire, in episode 2. And now he’s got this big Imperial army but it’s not Imperial yet— but it’s- it’s the stormtroopers, the outfits, the weapon systems, to COUNTER this outside threat run by Count Dooku, th- the Osama bin laden guy that actually works for him and they meet in secret. Now— episode 3, he launches an attack on the Imperial capital, himsel- he launches an attack on New York. and then he gets “captured,” an- and then he sets up Count Dooku to get killed, and- then he seduces to the dark side Anakin Skywalker to make him Darth Vader. And in the end he then sets up— apprehends the police state of the place— he sets up the Jedi, and says they’re terrorists, and has the anti terror forces go in and wipe em out, and then he says he’s launching a global- uhh- intergalactic war

isaaa :

sithcosis