@codells: POV: Your Parents Expect Nothing From You💀 I walked out the front door and saw a bag of garbage on the front porch. After a few seconds of mental processing, my brain selected the inputs to pick up the bag and bring it to the garbage can. I don’t know what really happened. I think I hated how it looked on the porch. Speaking of hating the look of things on the porch, I didn’t really appreciate my parents looking at me like I was an alien who replaced their son. But then again, I guess I understand considering they give me a one minute standing ovation for completing a load of laundry. The bar is in hell.