@roadsteamer: "He's doin 5-9!" Jake Lang skipped his probation hearing in DC to be chased by an Alligator singing Dolly Parton! 🐊💙 #dollyparton #JakeLang

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erikjaso
Erik jaso :
so how is Jake able to travel with an ankle bracelet
2026-09-08 18:30:38
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astronaut_mike_dexter
Astronaut Mike Dexter :
racist Rolex? 😂😂😂😂
2026-09-08 19:53:18
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greeling8
LokiofTheJotun :
Hey Jake
2026-09-08 17:56:59
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m3ro_333
MoonchilD :
hey jake remember this
2026-09-09 15:18:35
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mistere.197
mistere.197 :
I have to believe dolly would dig the cover.
2026-09-08 17:53:34
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user3146224884536
totallynotdroop561 :
lol we need more people with this level of pettiness I love it
2026-09-08 18:51:09
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directedbymigueljac
directedbymigueljac :
The ankle monitor 🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-08 17:51:09
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mick_eezy
Mickeezy :
How is he roaming around with an ankle monitor?! 🧐
2026-09-08 23:09:05
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kellystarr6
Starr :
I love that Robbie uses his free will appropriately.
2026-09-08 18:43:44
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user3451206344158
user3451206344158 :
Robby Roadsteamer you’re a true hero. Thank you for using your platform and bullhorn 📢 to speak 🗣️out and standing for what is right you’re the king 👑
2026-09-08 18:15:28
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tqdude
Tim :
2026-09-08 17:52:07
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ahmadulazmi737
Azmi Kulaifornia :
I love crocodiles, spiderman & elephants... what else I miss?
2026-09-08 23:21:26
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byron.k.mccurtain
Byron K McCurtain :
5 to 9 wearing 24 monitored. 😆
2026-09-08 17:49:20
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lachersi0
LaChersi :
Lmao! Thank you so much for doing this!!!! Racist Rolex had my dying!!! We all love you and support you!!
2026-09-08 18:20:39
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lifeinscottsdale
lifeinscottsdale :
Love that this dude follows him around ruining his rage baiting bs
2026-09-08 19:19:10
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aimeedingdong
Aimee dingdong :
Thanks for making us able to tolerate the country right now Robby!!! 👏👏👏🥰🥰🥰
2026-09-08 17:54:01
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beardface117
🛸Beardface🛸 :
You are a legend and true gentleman! Love it 😂😂😂
2026-09-25 02:17:34
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alphasuperscalping
alphaMelscalper :
ask Lang if this is his God. and im sure HE WILL DENIED IT. 🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-25 05:42:06
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bluej399
BlueJ :
Send this evidence to the probation officer
2026-09-08 20:19:47
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ldawg1971
ldawg1971❌ :
Why is he able to travel everywhere with that ankle monitor on?
2026-09-08 18:40:27
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pennydreadful19
PennyDreadful🧚🏼‍♂️🇪🇸 :
So sick of him
2026-09-08 19:54:39
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orland6646
Orland6646 :
The ankle monitor 😂😂😂
2026-09-08 18:37:15
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craig_o.g
craig_o.g :
Get em gator🤣😂🤣🐊
2026-09-08 20:26:47
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rakavolver
Rakavolver :
Robby your my hero
2026-09-08 18:08:36
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joybarbiesworld
Bam :
Why isn’t he in jail
2026-09-08 21:17:26
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