caitlin - midwife - mom
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Tuesday 08 September 2026 19:20:47 GMT
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fulltime_shenanigans :
My kid told the pediatrician they cant find food because the fridge is locked because I keep my drugs and needles in there for when I want to feel good.I have a mini fridge. in my bedroom. for my insulin.
2026-09-09 00:17:21
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Micah Bragg :
My pediatrician was filling out a milestone questionnaire and asked my 3 year old if he was a boy a girl and his only response was big daddy
2026-09-09 00:46:06
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Gia :
Asked a kid I babysat if he did anything fun over spring break. Told me he “mostly napped and stayed in his room”. Disney. He had gone to Disney
2026-09-09 02:08:58
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valpal :
I don't even count Danny Go as screen time 😂😂 we're moving and grooving!
2026-09-08 22:39:09
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Ry Bread :
My sons doctor asked what his favorite food is and he said “I eat my fruits and vegetables every day” and then turned and winked at me and did a thumbs up. I never told him to say that. Made me look like I was coaching him 🫠
2026-09-08 20:06:50
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MorganBee :
I smacked an (almost gone) icee out of my son’s hand bc a bee landed in it. I wouldn’t get him another because it was almost gone and offered him other snacks, but he didn’t want them. He went to preschool and told the teacher that he was hungry all weekend because there were bugs in our food so we couldn’t eat it…
2026-09-09 00:18:02
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Camille :
“I only love cocomelon” THE ITSY BITSY SPIDER COCOMELON. WE LISTEN TO IT IN THE CAR. Just the song. YOU DONT WATCH COCOMELON. ITS NOT THE SAME.
2026-09-08 19:53:37
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⊹♡ 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐜𝐡𝐥𝐨𝐞 ♡⊹ :
At the pediatrician, my daughter said “can I eat today?” Hello???
2026-09-09 01:47:55
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samantha :
We went to Trader Joe’s the other day, and my 4.5yr old got a sample, and said “fanks, my mama doesn’t wike to feed me”
2026-09-08 21:50:37
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lilaa.yvette :
A door almost fell on my son ( it was loose on the hinges and we were waiting for maintenance to come and fix it) so I shoved him out the way so it wouldn’t land on him and he went to school telling his teacher that I pushed him to the ground… he’s 6 btw
2026-09-08 19:38:59
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jess 💫 :
My child’s doctor listened to her stomach and told her it was making crazy noises… what did she say? “Yeah, it’s because they starve me at home” 🫠
2026-09-10 02:47:09
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Charlie :
They asked my kid if there were bugs or mold in the house. He said yes. He meant ants and fruit flies get in the house in the Summer. Which are normal bugs to get in the house sometimes. And I've told him he needs to not splash tons of water out of the tub because it can cause mold. After the visit I talked to him about it, and said that we don't have mold in the house, so next time if he's asked he can say no. So we go back to this same Doctor a week later and he says, "I want to change my answers from last week about the mold and bugs."
2026-09-09 12:48:40
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Maddy🥰 :
One time my toddler hopped in the shower before it warmed up. Told everyone FOR MONTHS that he takes cold showers. Even the doctor 😭
2026-09-08 19:25:58
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rhiannonmclennan2 :
They really like to get us reported 😅
2026-09-08 21:12:12
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Random stuff :
I mean if I was the doctor I’d be judging the Danny go too he’s so creepy and annoying and so overstimulating but I was raised on PBS kid so 🤷♀️
2026-09-09 00:12:37
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oh_hey_its_melissa :
My kid was asking me what the forms said and it asked about fast food and she whisper-screamed “MCDONALDS! PUT THAT! MCDONALDS! I LOVE MCDONALDS!”
2026-09-08 21:03:17
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✨Kayla✨🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 :
My son wakes me up on the dot at 5:00AM right now. You bet your ass we’re watching Danny Go.
2026-09-09 12:45:06
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sam :
My son was staying with his Aunt & when he used the restroom he didn’t wash his hands (she knew because she didn’t hear the water come on). When he asked how she knew he didn’t she said “I have a camera” (She’s Gen Z so that’s her equivalent to our parents eyes in the back of our head comments). He then told everyone he saw for a week his aunt has cameras in the bathroom 🫠😑🥴
2026-09-09 01:07:20
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Marrissa :
my son said "remember when dad didnt live with us" ..he went to Colorado for one week 2 years ago for his 30th birthday gift
2026-09-09 02:55:14
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Nik923333353 :
My son told the dr that I never give him his inhaler.. the one I give him twice a day religiously for his chronic asthma…
2026-09-08 20:55:25
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MoeDirt :
My son loves to tell people “My wiener gets itchy” He gets eczema on his thigh a lot 🙃
2026-09-08 22:59:10
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Melissa Evans :
My son's doctor asked how many servings of dairy he'd had in the last 24 hours and he asked if TARTER SAUCE was dairy. HE'S SIXTEEN.
2026-09-08 21:06:29
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user8675308 :
my 7yo said "sometimes my mom starts driving before I get my seat belt on"😳. we have a very long driveway, yes I start creeping down my driveway while she gets it figured out...damn!
2026-09-09 02:33:26
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Lauren Johnson :
I used a plastic sandbox shovel to get a bee out of my daughter’s braid and the next day she told the electric company that was working on our power lines “my mom hit me with a shovel” 😃
2026-09-09 04:35:59
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Beth :
My kindergartner today was asked what we did this weekend. She said she had dance parties in her room by herself😭. We went swimming, went to the park, shopped, went bowling, and went to an arcade and out to eat 😭.
2026-09-08 22:10:32
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