dooleynemard
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IsItMel? :
"Well, we saw how much you complain about your kids, so we decided that it was best we won't have any."
2026-09-16 11:02:14
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Elise 🪴 :
I say my cats are allergic 😽
2026-09-21 10:35:03
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DollarTreeDiva :
Oh noooh Hhheeeaaaallppp 😂
2026-09-10 20:56:47
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Gina 🇨🇦 :
My in laws kept asking and asking. And I kept saying we don’t want them.. And then one day they asked “what if your birth control failed?” And then I told them I’d just throw myself down the stairs. They never asked after that 🥰
2026-09-21 20:17:24
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Blackrosedesigns 254 :
I am so inlove with this dress, like you are wearing the midnight sky my love
2026-09-20 10:40:06
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Jacquie Mureys :
My friend said she wasn’t ready for kids (I have kids) her in-laws are demanding them. I said I can buy you about 5 years if you want, she said yes! I said tell your in-laws that if they manage to get a spot in childcare for this theoretical kid and they pay for it then you will consider it. My kid was on the wait list for sooooooooo long
2026-09-16 05:57:09
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Megan Lovell :
Weaponized curiosity! 🤣
2026-09-14 14:57:08
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Vhinam :
you can also use the "why, so millionaires can eat them?"
2026-09-21 21:33:49
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▄︻デ𝑎𝑓𝑠𝑎𝑛𝑎══━一 :
her oh nos sound so cute istg
2026-09-21 16:53:28
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Steph ☀️🇨🇦 :
I had an episiotomy, I wouldn’t wish that one my worst enemy. It was hell.
2026-09-21 20:28:06
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PaulaB | DressUpYall | GenX :
I say “I’ve never seen a family with children and thought to myself - ‘oh yeah, I want THAT every day!’” (Of course this includes THEIR family. And they know it.)
2026-09-16 14:12:44
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SpoiledBrat :
We used whatever it's called by giving too many details.
2026-09-20 18:10:53
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Laura :
Love this Jessica rabbit dress
2026-09-20 16:52:59
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Jillian | Post-Divorce Coach :
Weaponized curiosity - love this concept!
2026-09-17 13:48:50
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⚜️Mari⚜️ :
First solution works very well (no one asks me that ever lmao) ; not alcoholic, just very immature
2026-09-21 19:51:39
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Stainy Fox™ :
I like her. She’s funny. 🤣🤣
2026-09-14 17:40:24
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📚busybookedandunwell📚 :
I’ve never heard of her but she is delightful!
2026-09-15 13:09:11
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Łucı⁷ :
She got a lot of points 💅
2026-09-16 17:32:33
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_Mizzblossom :
The way she’s playing with the paper 😅
2026-09-15 19:02:04
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iamrozeally :
Oh I like her 😍
2026-09-16 03:14:10
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Sheena :
My best comeback for not having kids is that I’m not married
2026-09-14 01:33:44
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Caitlin Samsoe :
My husband and I have two girls, always get asked “trying for a boy?” My new answer is “you payin for it??”
2026-09-16 18:56:56
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commonsenseaint :
puns and dad jokes are separate things. Not all puns are dad jokes, but all dad jokes are puns. The difference is dad jokes are the corniest puns.
2026-09-10 09:53:29
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Artistic Isle LLC :
Yes they’re cute allll the time [Heartwarming] i have 3. But yes it’s a personal choice and no one should make another human being do something they don’t want to do
2026-09-15 03:00:17
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Akwillowrose :
He is delish lovey…
2026-09-14 02:41:56
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